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Oh, woe is me!  To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned!  To be naught but a gourd!

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“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

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neo-noir sci fi is so wild to me… it’s so dark…their technology can make clones and androids and holo screens as big as a skyscraper…but not apparently light bulbs that fucking work

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if you or a loved one have been diagnosed with sleepy bitch disease you may be entitled to

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The funny thing about TOS Spirk is that a lot of people write Spock as this pure innocent guy that bad boy Jim Kirk ends up corrupting. But like…in reality, Spock is more of the bad boy. Let’s look at the facts.

Spock:

-gets into fights as a child as a result of being bullied

-tells the VSA to live long and get wrecked (we saw this scene in AOS but have no reason to assume it didn’t happen in TOS too)

-tells the same thing to his father and doesn’t speak to him for literal years

-fucking says that Vulcans don’t lie and then goes off and lies

-he kind of just does whatever he wants?

Jim, on the other hand:

-likes flowers

-likes books

-is a huge supernerd

-also a gigantic dork

In conclusion, Spock is bamf and Jim is a nerd who fell in love with him.

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Spock Enslaved!

There’s a story that gets told about this early 70s ‘zine.

The Old Ones say that when Mark Lenard (the original Sarek) saw this displayed in the dealer’s room at a convention, he picked it up, gazed at the cover for a long silent moment, then closed his eyes and theatrically sighed,

“Oh my son, my son.”

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What’s better than a vampire? What’s better than a horse. A Vampire Horse, of course. I made this comic a few months ago.

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god made me gay so i could appreciate star trek better than any cishet ever could

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TNG is like. the NPR of star trek series. like it has the same vibe as a very polite but occasionally wild block of public radio programming i can’t explain it. also the sheer number of classical music concerts that happen in it 

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Beauty exploits us!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wake up and be UGLY!!

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People who promote juice cleanses and like Consuming charcoal literally sound like “doctors” in Ancient Greece who thought people could get “hysteria” when their uterus moved around the body at will towards and away good or bad smells like stop trying to get me to go on a liquid diet I know it’s you Pliny The Elder

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Item: *won’t scan*

Middle aged dad with a beer gut that spent more time trying to flirt with teenage employees than help his wife shop for their 4 kids:

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where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”