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With these emojis -- 🟢🟡🔴 -- what first comes to mind?

-Traffic

-Blocks

-Fruit

-That Meme

-AHHHH

-Other

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which ao3 tag are you?

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Yes there's a typo in the first option but I am not redoing the whole thing

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He's a 10, but when he cums he perfectly replicates the Wilhelm Scream

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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

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i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

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LIVE SLUG REACTION???!!

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fanfic writing culture isn’t “oh dang! I wanted to write about this prompt with this character but someone else already wrote it, so now I can’t”.

fanfic writing culture is always “two cakes is better than one. the more the merrier. there can ever be enough fics of this character with this prompt!”

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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please don't be mean to me bc i can be meaner and i hate being mean