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touch-starved starters!!
❝ no one’s ever done that to me before. ❞
❝ could you play with my hair? ❞
❝ i can’t remember the last time i did this with someone. ❞
❝ that feels nice. ❞
❝ i haven’t been hugged in years. ❞
❝ i never want to let go. ❞
❝ let’s just cuddle forever. ❞
❝ you put your arm around me and i literally felt my knees buckle, this is so pathetic. ❞
❝ i just want to be held for a little while. ❞
❝ you’re legally obligated to keep holding me. ❞
❝ i think i forgot what human contact felt like. ❞
❝ i need to remember what hugs feel like. ❞
❝ do you mind if we stay like this for a little longer? ❞
❝ my family was never the touchy-feely type. ❞
❝ i’ve never been in a relationship before, so i don’t really know how to do the whole…kissing thing. ❞
❝ you were my first kiss. ❞
❝ could we cuddle, like, platonically? ❞
❝ i’m in desperate need of a hug. ❞
❝ i didn’t even know i was ticklish there! ❞
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Wonderful Weather Starters
“Finally, it’s nice to see some sun.”
“It just clouded over all of a sudden.”
“I did not bring my sunglasses. That was a mistake.”
“Oh look, it’s dreary outside, just like my mood.”
“Well I was going to go out today but the three feet of snow at my door says no.”
“It was hailing, and I thought what could go wrong? Bruises, that’s what went wrong.”
“The breeze is gentle and so very welcome.”
“I haven’t seen a rainbow quite like that in awhile.”
“I could sit out here and listen to the soothing sound of rain all day…”
“Yes, I know there is a thunder storm happening. Yes I am going outside. No I’m not taking an umbrella. It obstructs my view!”
“Fog. That’s just great. Now we’re going to be even more late.”
“Snow? No, no snow, I just shoveled…”
“This storm… it’s getting so bad…”
“Power’s out, it’s cold, I’m cold, and you have all the blankets.”
“I’ve waited too long for a day like this, I’m going out in the sun.”
“Cool temperature, clear skies, a perfect time for a walk.”
“I’m soaked right through thanks to all this rain.”
“It’s so calm and still… no wind at all… it’s almost frightening.”
“It was sunny just a second ago and now it’s raining?”
“Well once again, I’ve been betrayed by the weatherman.”
“No living creature should have to go out in this heat.”
“If I go out in this cold I am going to -die-.”
“This wind is just right. It feels nice in my hair.”
“I refuse to go out, that tree didn’t stand a chance what chance do I have?”
“The storm knocked the power out, froze the door shut, and effectively has us trapped.”
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Potential Panic Starters
“First off, nothing is on fire. Yet.”
“Put it back, put it back, PUT IT BACK!”
“Nope! Nope nope nope.”
“This is not as bad as it looks, but it’s as horrible as it sounds.”
“Get me down! Please!”
“In the time it will take to explain this, the situation will get twice as bad.”
“Did you forget the… oh no. Oh no…”
“How are you so calm?!”
“No! You lead off with everything is fine, and then tell me the bad news!”
“Don’t. Panic.”
“Just don’t move, and don’t scream, but there’s a… thing on you.”
“I followed the sounds of increasingly loud screaming, what’s happening?”
“Don’t. Just don’t. I know what you’re gonna say!”
“Help. Help, help help help.“
“The problem is right THERE. Can we get along for five minutes please!?”
“Are you help? Please tell me you’re help.”
“How did I let this get so bad? I’m so dead!”
“There is no calm! Don’t tell me to be calm!”
“Everything is fine, it’s fine- nope I retract that statement.”
“I left for exactly two minutes and this escalated how!?”
“Help first, shame lecture later.”
“There was a gross misunderstanding when I said “I got this”, just so you’re aware.”
“Are you the void? Because I need to scream.”
“OW! No, stop, don’t do that!”
“Will you stop? You’re going to make it worse!”
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Hmmm... wine first. We can have coffee with the butter and jam after.
[the flavour profiles HAVE to match, Ludwig. They have to or he will DIE.]
paperworkanddogs:
[Ludwig’s not sure about the squirrel but he’ll have faith in his fellow man]
I’ll make sure to, don’t worry. Do you want me to do that?
[He looks at Ludwig. And then at the knife. And back at Ludwig.]
Yes, please.
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soft caring sentence compilation
❛❛ I took your hoodie and I’m not giving it back. ❜❜
❛❛ Please just… just hold me. ❜❜
❛❛ C’mere. Lean on me. ❜❜
❛❛ You look like you need a hug. Come here. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m never leaving this blanket nest ever again. ❜❜
❛❛ I know you don’t like hugs, but… I could really use one right now… ❜❜
❛❛ Just stay a little longer. Please. ❜❜
❛❛ It’s so cold outside, but you’re so warm… ❜❜
❛❛ I’m sorry. I should have asked first, just… it reminded me of you. ❜❜
❛❛ Let me hold you for a while. ❜❜
❛❛ It’s okay. I’ve got you. ❜❜
❛❛ Everything hurts. Being with you is the only good thing in the world anymore. ❜❜
❛❛ Hey, hey, don’t cry. It’s okay. C’mon, come sit under the blanket with me. ❜❜
❛❛ All I want to do is sit and eat cookies and watch cheesy romcoms right now. But I’d love some company. ❜❜
❛❛ I brought blankets, takeout, and your favourite movie. I know it won’t fix everything, but it might help. ❜❜
❛❛ Please stay with me tonight. I don’t want to be alone. ❜❜
❛❛ I made some tea. Now, do you need to talk? Or should I just put on some music? ❜❜
❛❛ I’m not going to leave. I’ll stay as long as you need me to. ❜❜
❛❛ Your hair’s soft… I just want to pet it until I forget everything but how soft it is… ❜❜
❛❛ Shh, shh. It’s okay. You’re alright. You’re safe now. ❜❜
❛❛ I know you’re hurting right now, and I’m so sorry. Tell me what will help and I’ll do it. ❜❜
❛❛ I just want to see you smile again. ❜❜
❛❛ This is stupid but… could you sing to me? You have such a nice voice, and I think it might help calm me down… you don’t have to, but… ❜❜
❛❛ Lay your head in my lap and try to get some rest. ❜❜
❛❛ wait , did you just say you love me? ❜❜
❛❛ i’m so happy! ❜❜
❛❛ is this a gift for me? ❜❜
❛❛ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! ❜❜
❛❛ i love you. ❜❜
❛❛ wow … your smile is breathtaking. ❜❜
❛❛ let me take you out on a date. ❜❜
❛❛ so what will it be tonight? ❜❜
❛❛ you know , you’re really cute. ❜❜
❛❛ shh … don’t cry. ❜❜
❛❛ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? ❜❜
❝ i’m here for you. ❞
❝ let me help with that. ❞
❝ i’m here. ❞
❝ nothing’s gonna hurt you. ❞
❝ if they do it again, you tell me. ❞
❝ i’ll protect you. ❞
❝ i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you. ❞
❝ let me take a look… ❞
❝ i’m a phone call away. ❞
❝ you should have called me. ❞
❝ here, sleep. ❞
❝ if you wanna talk, i’m here. ❞
❝ hey, shh, it’s okay. ❞
❝ i’ll never let you go. ❞
❝ you’re with me now. ❞
❝ nothing’s gonna take you from my side. ❞
❝ i’ll do what i have to. ❞
❝ i need you to stay here, okay? i got this. ❞
❝ it’s safe here. ❞
❝ i’m fine, let me see your face. ❞
❝ we’re gonna have to keep ice on that. ❞
❝ i like seeing you smile. ❞
❝ you’re so beautiful. ❞
❝ you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together. ❞
❝ i miss/missed you. ❞
❝ let me do this for you. ❞
❝ i’m on your side ❞
❝ i’ve got your back, okay? ❞
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[Probably for the better good of mankind to be honest.]
In the fridge! I have some prosciutto and pesto if you’d like, too.
paperworkanddogs:
[Ludwig’s not sure about the squirrel but he’ll have faith in his fellow man]
I’ll make sure to, don’t worry. Do you want me to do that?
[He looks at Ludwig. And then at the knife. And back at Ludwig.]
Yes, please.
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This blog is anti-hetalia’s America bc he said, and I quote, “Seriously, what’s so good about Italy’s butt? I don’t see it” and I just can’t get behind that sentiment, I can’t be associated with such villainy.
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someone: oh god. how are you coping with that? me: sex
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Nobody is immune to the neck kiss
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How does your muse approach someone they want to sleep with?
Sinday Meme
Listen. Feliciano is pretty. And he knows it. When he wants to sleep with someone, it usually does not take much effort on his part. This was more something he’d use to his advantage in the past, when he was more into sleeping around with Artists that caught his eye, but more often than not, batting his eyelashes a bit doesn’t fail him.
However, when he’s faced with a harder case, either someone oblivious to his flirting or playing hard to get (being uninterested is out of the question, obviously), he’ll really turn on the charm.
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In-Depth Sinday Meme
What is your muse’s favorite place(s) to be touched?
Are there any foods that are like aphrodisiacs to your muse?
Are there particular scents/sounds that turn your muse on?
Does your muse enjoy dirty talk? Do they like to do the talking or being dirty talked?
What are some subtle gestures that get your muse in the mood?
How does your muse communicate to others they they’re in the mood?
How does your muse flirt?
How does your muse approach someone they want to sleep with?
What are some physical things your muse does when they want someone to sleep with them?
How does your muse approach one-night stands versus long term partners?
Is your muse very physically intimate?
Is your muse very emotionally intimate?
Does your muse enjoy cuddling after sex?
What are the requirements for your muse to sleep with someone?
Does your muse use protection? If so, what kind?
What is a fantasy your muse has?
Is your muse noisy in bed? How noisy? What makes them reach that level?
Does your muse enjoy teasing? Giving or receiving? How long can they stand it?
How does your muse respond to people making advances on them?
What is a kink your muse has? How would they bring it up to their partner?
What is one sexual insecurity that your muse has?
What kills the mood for your muse instantly?
What gets your muse in the mood instantly?
Does your muse enjoy roleplaying in the bedroom?
Does your muse prefer gentle lovemaking or rough sex?
Is your muse the type to fall in love from having sex or to leave it be?
What was your muse’s first sexual experience?
What was your muse’s best sexual experience?
What was their worst sexual experience?
Does your muse enjoy kissing? Caressing?
What is your muse’s favorite part of sex?
What is one area they’re great at during sex?
What is one area they could use improvement in during sex?
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paperworkanddogs:
[Ludwig’s not sure about the squirrel but he’ll have faith in his fellow man]
I’ll make sure to, don’t worry. Do you want me to do that?
[He looks at Ludwig. And then at the knife. And back at Ludwig.]
Yes, please.
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Drawn for my friends who let me ramble about my dead son Karl/HRE
jsfiljifdg I can’t believe I actually drew Holytalia tbh???
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soft caring sentence compilation
❛❛ I took your hoodie and I’m not giving it back. ❜❜
❛❛ Please just… just hold me. ❜❜
❛❛ C’mere. Lean on me. ❜❜
❛❛ You look like you need a hug. Come here. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m never leaving this blanket nest ever again. ❜❜
❛❛ I know you don’t like hugs, but… I could really use one right now… ❜❜
❛❛ Just stay a little longer. Please. ❜❜
❛❛ It’s so cold outside, but you’re so warm… ❜❜
❛❛ I’m sorry. I should have asked first, just… it reminded me of you. ❜❜
❛❛ Let me hold you for a while. ❜❜
❛❛ It’s okay. I’ve got you. ❜❜
❛❛ Everything hurts. Being with you is the only good thing in the world anymore. ❜❜
❛❛ Hey, hey, don’t cry. It’s okay. C’mon, come sit under the blanket with me. ❜❜
❛❛ All I want to do is sit and eat cookies and watch cheesy romcoms right now. But I’d love some company. ❜❜
❛❛ I brought blankets, takeout, and your favourite movie. I know it won’t fix everything, but it might help. ❜❜
❛❛ Please stay with me tonight. I don’t want to be alone. ❜❜
❛❛ I made some tea. Now, do you need to talk? Or should I just put on some music? ❜❜
❛❛ I’m not going to leave. I’ll stay as long as you need me to. ❜❜
❛❛ Your hair’s soft… I just want to pet it until I forget everything but how soft it is… ❜❜
❛❛ Shh, shh. It’s okay. You’re alright. You’re safe now. ❜❜
❛❛ I know you’re hurting right now, and I’m so sorry. Tell me what will help and I’ll do it. ❜❜
❛❛ I just want to see you smile again. ❜❜
❛❛ This is stupid but… could you sing to me? You have such a nice voice, and I think it might help calm me down… you don’t have to, but… ❜❜
❛❛ Lay your head in my lap and try to get some rest. ❜❜
❛❛ wait , did you just say you love me? ❜❜
❛❛ i’m so happy! ❜❜
❛❛ is this a gift for me? ❜❜
❛❛ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! ❜❜
❛❛ i love you. ❜❜
❛❛ wow … your smile is breathtaking. ❜❜
❛❛ let me take you out on a date. ❜❜
❛❛ so what will it be tonight? ❜❜
❛❛ you know , you’re really cute. ❜❜
❛❛ shh … don’t cry. ❜❜
❛❛ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? ❜❜
❝ i’m here for you. ❞
❝ let me help with that. ❞
❝ i’m here. ❞
❝ nothing’s gonna hurt you. ❞
❝ if they do it again, you tell me. ❞
❝ i’ll protect you. ❞
❝ i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you. ❞
❝ let me take a look… ❞
❝ i’m a phone call away. ❞
❝ you should have called me. ❞
❝ here, sleep. ❞
❝ if you wanna talk, i’m here. ❞
❝ hey, shh, it’s okay. ❞
❝ i’ll never let you go. ❞
❝ you’re with me now. ❞
❝ nothing’s gonna take you from my side. ❞
❝ i’ll do what i have to. ❞
❝ i need you to stay here, okay? i got this. ❞
❝ it’s safe here. ❞
❝ i’m fine, let me see your face. ❞
❝ we’re gonna have to keep ice on that. ❞
❝ i like seeing you smile. ❞
❝ you’re so beautiful. ❞
❝ you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together. ❞
❝ i miss/missed you. ❞
❝ let me do this for you. ❞
❝ i’m on your side ❞
❝ i’ve got your back, okay? ❞
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More Muse Development Questions
What does your muse smell like? Do they wear cologne or perfume?
What is your muse’s fondest childhood memory?
Are they more likely to have large circles of friends, or are their social groups more tightly-knit? Why?
What is their personal style like? Laid back and comfortable, or more chic and influenced by what’s fashionable at the time?
Does your muse eat breakfast?
What is your muse afraid of?
Are they more likely to cook when they come home after a long day, or order in?
What kind of snacks does your muse keep around, if any?
How quickly does your muse respond to texts/emails/etc?
How is their bedroom decorated?
Does your muse have any smells they strongly associate with particular memories?
Do they play video games? If so, what kinds?
If they could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
What does your muse listen to, to help them relax?
Is your muse good at goodbyes?
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