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Remember when landlords said that "being a landlord is hard work"?

Here we have a landlord literally saying word for word that it's "so easy".

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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

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for the non-Americans who are very confused right now:

Everyone hates The Chiefs this year because it's quarterback Patrick Mahomes is low-key MAGA and the orange pestilence is in attendance in the game. And the racist ass "chop" their fans do. and that Traves Kelce said it would be "an honor" to host the orange pestilence at the game.

and now they're fucking losing and Taylor is going to DUMP him and join Kendrick in writing an absolutely devastating breakup anthem.

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When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

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One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.

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Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

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hey do you have an understanding of like. where 2 comes from. like i can understand 1 as an inversion of 0 but 2 feels like this whole other kind of thing. it could maybe be the confrontation of 1 and 0? but then also maybe they're the same, and also the same as infinity. i don't know how to arrive at definite multiplicity yk? it seems like this is maybe what platonism is about? i'm a bit sleep-deprived and this is haunting me. love your posts xoxo

i love that this is the kind of mail i get..........but yes 1 is what happens when 0 conceives of itself, it's a mirror for the perception of the absolute subject. 0 and 1 existing together make 2, & this is why counting happens. 0 and 1 and 2 make 3 things, etc., which does go on forever, and this is why the universe is infinitely expanding. the act of conception is self-replicating because 0 is uniformly present in all things. so multiplicity is evident, but singularity is as well -- they are simultaneously immanent. i do not know enough about plato to say if this is what that's about though

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It's crazy how you have to choose to be different and then once you do it's not even over - you have to choose it again and again forever and yes one day it will feel so natural you don't even notice it anymore but there is no short cut to there, just willpower and repetition

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[plays dota with a .txt file open on the side full of chicken soup for the soul quotes to drop into chat whenever people tell me i’m a dipshit]