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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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Sing Pretty Melodies on the Motel Bed

by: amphetamine_keen | @amphetamine-keen

E, Vashwood, 5k, complete

Vash is going to kill Wolfwood, he swears. He's going to break his vow of pacifism just to wring Wolfwood's neck. It had sounded like a fun idea when Wolfwood had suggested it that morning, sending blood distinctly southward and making him more than a little wet. It had seemed like an even better idea when Wolfwood had generously permitted Vash to actually ride on Angelina rather than cramming into the sidecar. Now, an hour into the three-hour journey between towns, Vash is beginning to reconsider. What is the problem, exactly? Well, that would be the silicone plug currently seated (un)comfortably deep in Vash's cunt. ~*~ The Vash-wears-a-pussy-plug exactly no one asked for, but at least three people on discord were very excited for.

This is entirely smut and I did read it at least three times. Idk what that says about me, but it does say that it's a good fic. This is so intense and I didn't even know v-plugs existed before this

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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

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You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

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I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.

I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.

Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.

Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.

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First off, spin this wheel.

You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.

also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations

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Majority of books sent to Luigi Mangione in prison are being returned to sender

According to a Reddit user who has been asking others who have sent books to Luigi Mangione to update them on the status of the packages, the majority of books appear to have been returned to sender. This is in line with reports from staff that at the facility holding Mangione that excess books received in the mail will be discarded.

Also posted by the Reddit user is a list of books that were reported to them to have been sent to Mangione, along with information on mailing statuses, which they claim to continue to update.

Given the difficulties for Luigi Mangione in receiving books sent to him so far, those interested in mailing books to him should instead consider donating books or funds to charitable prison book programs which mail books to those who are incarcerated.

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Luigi Mangione's defense attorney, Karen Friedman Agnifilo, has confirmed to social media users that he is receiving mail in prison. Do be aware that it is not advisable to attempt to contact Friedman Agnifilo, so that defense work can go on unimpeded by distraction.

Given that staff at the facility holding Luigi Mangione have stated that excessive mail is subject to disposal, those interested in sending letters should instead consider participating or contributing funding to a prison penpal program or other organizations that provide mailings to those who are incarcerated.

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t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

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I think every film critic review needs a footnote called the “fun-o-meter” where they ignore everything they said in the previous paragraphs and have to answer objectively. put it on a scale. good good to bad good to bad good to bad bad. for example. did venom get a 30% on rotten tomatoes? yes. but watching sweaty tom hardy sit in a fish tank and eat a live lobster was VERY fun. some movies aren’t meant to win awards. they’re just meant to be a hoot n a holler

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rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

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him>>>>>

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do terfs send their gfs nudes or is that still like. "evil male gaze pornography" or whatever