they put him in the wasning mashine
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me when im doggy
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ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back
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EVERYBODY ON MY BLOG SHUT THE HELL UP FOR TWO SECONDS. I MEAN IT.
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Inspecting my grean
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ENOUGH of the butch knight femme princess shit none of u r ready for femme knight butch princess. femme pirate butch stowaway. bard butch paladin femme. elf butch dwarf femme. secretary butch ceo femme. author femme illustrator butch. doctor femme nurse butch. sous chef butch executive chef femme... come on guys.... does anybody else see the vision...... please!!!!!
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There Is Something So Wrong About Me
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whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
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i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful
it looked like this
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i am a starving starving child and only girlbrey content can save me from death (i also have money if that persuades you)
Is this enough
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i wanted to design a creepy aubrey stan
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a fat fluffy femme and her scrawny little butch <3
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freak is a term of endearment btw
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gharial lady
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the impact "bnuuy" had
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