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video was captioned simply "chicken tikka masala"

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ok everyone and their mothers are giving their piece on the whole dark fic writers and here's my humble opinion: as long as you're not writing a 18+ year old person with someone who is still a minor, then go for it.

we don't need people writing 30+ year olds (cause that's canonically what most cod characters are) being with 15/16/17 year olds. that's grooming/pedophilia. pedophilia isn't "dark fic" content in any shape or form. if anything, it's you sick fucks romanticizing shit.

if you want to write about 30+ year old men falling for teenagers, get some fucking help. you're not mentally well. underage!reader and underage!blorbo mcfuckface aren't okay.

we've already dealt with losing enough people due to fucking false allegations in this god forsaken fandom, i don't wanna lose people because y'all don't know how to hide your fics properly under a read more.

this genuinely isn't just a simple "dont like don't read" situation.

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quilt moth

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Red Onna Musha by Sinakasra 

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Art by 宝林本迟

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Intimacy is not just about sex. It's having heart-to-hearts, staying up all night talking, sharing childhood memories, thoughts, fears, dreams & hopes for the future. It's uncontrollable laughter, direct eye contact and feeling each other without touching - it's exchanging energy

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This is the most realest Pinterest post i’ve seen in months

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㋡🥀

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shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡

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I REALLY want to film a Star Trek parody where the caption is yelling really tropey star trekkie things at the engineer who in turn just answers with real and truthful responses about mechanics. Like

Captain: how long will it take to get the warp engines back online??

Engineer: at least 2 hours

Captain: *dramatically* you've got 45 minutes

Engineer: well, okay, so it's not going to happen then, because it takes at least 2 hours

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"I don't think AO3 knows about about second kudos."

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Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang

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I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."