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every substack think piece about the overuse of social media becomes significantly more funny if you read the phrase "social media" in Jill Vertes's 900 number voice

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at this point, laying on my couch is a form of self-harm

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quit your job. you need to spend more time making posts that are a little too honest and personal & potentially embarassing yourself on tumblr

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there is an intense sexual tension between myself and the city of miami

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let’s be squished by mama

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I don't think ppl understand that miami is an alternate reality. like when you're in miami you're not in the real world on the same timeline you were on before you got there

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everything I've ever done in my entire life is incredibly awkward and embarassing

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Meeting genuine adults that think legal = good, illegal = bad is so bizarre, like bro not even the law itself agrees that that is a good ethical framework

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every post on threads was specifically designed to piss me off

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katniss' thoughts: this boy is manipulating me. he is pretending to be kind so i will find difficulty in killing him later. but i see through his lies and deceptions. as to show that i am aware of his mind games and manipulations and will not tolerate it, i will further aggravate his bruise. but i will do so in a manner which hides my intentions from the views of others so that this battle only remains visible to us. this is a masterful move on my part as it shows that i am aware of the poisoned honey that has filled his words all throughout our journey and am willing and ready to respond in kind

peeta's thoughts: omg katniss gave me a kiss on the cheek.

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“Easy meals for when you don’t feel like cooking” and then they start boiling water and chopping an onion

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SOMERSET - A local family is catching heat after throwing a birthday bash for their daughter last weekend featuring a piñata shaped like a police officer. The party, held at a public park, was going smoothly until the kids lined up to take swings at “Officer Snickers,” a papier-mâché patrolman stuffed with candy and what appeared to be citations for bad attitudes. “We just thought it was funny,” said the girl’s father, Randy Gillis, a lifelong Democrat. “She wanted a piñata and said ‘make it someone with authority.’ I blame Paw Patrol.”

I see nothing wrong with this.

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snoopy of the day

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labubus reminds me of the bunnies in the arena in sotr

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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