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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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me: oh boy i sure love playing fl again :) i can't wait to check out some new opportunities :)

hiram:

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Carrie Fisher as Mystery Woman The Blues Brothers ( 1980 ) dir. John Landis

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I feel like tumblr should be bigger fans of The Blues Brothers. It's a movie that has everything we value as a community. Attention and respect to pioneering black musicians, open hostility to nazis, open defiance to police, Carrie Fisher with a rocket launcher and flamethrower, a soundtrack that goes hard as hell, John Belushi so blasted on cocaine that he continues to do somersaults despite having a broken ankle. It's got it all!

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The Blues Brothers (1980) // Dir. John Landis

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I think Jonah gets viscerally uncomfortable when people tell him they love him

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stand_down.mp4

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Your jigsaw falling into place

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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ideal ways for me to die

1. old age, peacefully in my sleep

2. after a long and illustrious career i am at a rooftop gala hosted in my honor. i am wearing a beautiful gown, holding a glass of red wine, standing by the railing. a scorned lover approaches and, after a passionate spat, they push me over the edge of the building. the wine glass goes flying, splattering their outfit in red as a visual metaphor for the blood on their hands. as i descend my gown flies around me like two beautiful wings, a bird in flight. a photographer on the street manages to take a photo before i hit the ground and that photo wins the pulitzer. a new york times think piece is released regarding whether or not it's moral to profit off a photo of someone's death. the think piece also wins a pulitzer.

3. sex accident.

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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

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comic of Magnus mag29 I’ve been meaning to do for a while.

Because you’re going to challenge Death, you better pick a game you’re good at

(just kidding I suck at Balatro)

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the cucks have unionized

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Projecting my own speech onto the twins.

Ingo adding a very formal „uwu.“ at the end of a sentence like it‘s important information

Emmet mumbling when saying „yeah“ or „ya“ and upon being asked to clarify responds with „y‘know, like nya“

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i know fo3 is very binary in its choices (good or evil) and theres only 2 radio stations (a Good one and an Evil one, of course) but i still dont think raiders would be listening to the enclave station. i think theyd find the old timey boy scout music and eden's voice annoying as fuck. i dont think they'd like gnr that much more but in the absence of options i think you'd find more of them listening to three dog

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Sketched some possessed Fords! And yes, the second one is a reference to the Patrick Bateman’s outfit