amyaskblog

[amyaskblog]

Amaliya: And, it's up.

Clay: Nice! Now, let me name the blog.

Amaliya: Too late, I already named it.

Clay: What?!

Amaliya: I called it Amy's Ask Blog.

Clay: That is the most unoriginal name ever.

Amaliya: I know, I wanted it to be basic unlike our lives. Plus it's my phone that we are doing this on.

Clay: Whatever, move.

Clay: Hello everyone! I am Clay Smith and this is my-

Amaliya: Older sister.

Clay: TWIN Sister, Amaliya Smith.

Amaliya: Older by 2 minutes and 30 seconds. Also do not call me that. Call me Amy.

Clay: The two of us moved from Russia to South Park.

Amaliya: Second week, start of fourth grade.

Clay: How the fuck do you know that?

Amaliya: I like to keep random information in my head.

Clay: No kidding. Anyway, a random fact about me is that I like to sew.

Amaliya: And a random fact about me is that-

Clay: Amy has anger issues.

Amaliya: CLAY WHAT THE FUCK?! THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD DOES NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!

Clay: Uh, huh. Whatever you say Amaliya.