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Leo: So, um, how many friends do you have?

Nico: Including Jason?

Leo: Yeah.

Nico: One.

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I’ve known sheep that could outwit you.

Reyna, to Octavian (via dademigods)

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Not all Slytherins are racist prejudiced bigots. Blame JK Rowling for not creating enough decent Slytherins. We have Slughorn, but that’s really it. Who’s to say other houses can’t be like that, too? Gryffindors are also known to be bigheaded and obnoxious, so this could lead to them being prejudiced also.

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history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

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Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

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Percy: So now I’m supposed to do anything that Annabeth does? What if she jumped off a cliff?

Chiron: If Annabeth were to jump off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff and the angle of entry. So, yes, if you see Annabeth jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff

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I had some ideas about the uniform.

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BUCKY DOESN’T HAVE HIS STAR, STEVE DOESN’T HAVE HIS EITHER AND HE DOESN’T HAVE HIS SHIELD. THEY’RE NOT CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE WINTER SOLDIER ANYMORE. THEY’RE JUST STEVE ROGERS AND BUCKY BARNES: BEST FRIENDS SINCE CHILDHOOD, INSEPARABLE ON BOTH SCHOOLYARD AND BATTLEFIELD.

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“I lost every ounce of respect I had for Disney when they began doing the live-action remakes and destroyed Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast so completely. Both films LOOK great, but are awful in almost every other way possible.”

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Steve Rogers/Captain America in every Marvel trailer

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i’m not gonna say that at least half of that 72% of bearded steve mentions on social media was me but i’m not not saying it either

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30k celebration event: Top 10 movie characters →  #3 Steve Rogers

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So basically we’re all looking up to this man

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Finally they got all together, right.