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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me
Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.
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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess
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i didn't miss #makeaterriblecomicday, there's still more than an hour left in my timezone, it's fiiiine! much like i'm sure YOU didn't miss this buny's really cool trick!
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#if I took the time to learn how to animate I have a funny joke for the animated version of this#unfortunately I must review calculus and have no time for animation
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."
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i didn't miss #makeaterriblecomicday, there's still more than an hour left in my timezone, it's fiiiine! much like i'm sure YOU didn't miss this buny's really cool trick!
...r-right?? oh dear
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Anyone else deriving sick sadistic pleasure from ignoring windows update and setup notifications
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the opposite of that "ogre can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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do you guys think tenna is like. aware of the consequences of his actions
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why do we hate vampires here
They suck and are boring
#the only depiction of elves I like is the Fantasy High depiction#and that’s because they are specifically depicted as vegan white people to make fun of them#except for Adaine’s parents who are worse (British)
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