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Pizza Index strikes again.

Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.

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Thought I was getting negative feedback on my art from someone who said they hated one of my paintings but turns out they just hated how uncomfortable it made them feel when that is exactly how it was supposed to make them feel so really it's a compliment

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You tell your teenager something.

They don't believe you.

Something bad happens.

They later find out you were right.

That's not a victory for you. That's not an opportunity for you to brag and tell them, "I told you so."

In fact, it's the complete opposite of a victory. You failed. You failed to earn the trust of someone who was literally a captive audience to you for their entire life. You never even tried to earn their trust because your sense of superiority made you feel entitled to it without having to earn it. Having a teenager who doesn't trust you and who thinks you're wrong about everything is a direct and completely reasonable response to how you've treated them.

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do not ask the price I pay, I must live with my quiet rage

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so we have a conversational safeword in my group of friends and it’s great, idk why more people don’t do this. whenever someone wants a subject to be dropped immediately no questions asked we just say “spleen” and we stop immediately and it’s a really good way to avoid crossing the line between teasing friends and genuinely upsetting them by accident, or stopping debates from turning into actual arguments

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why does the "pour milk on your eyes for tear gas exposure" myth pop up like clockwork every time...please do not do that please only do eye flushes with water. please please please

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“Rubber bullets were designed for ricochet fire” is a nice and convenient lie but it’s still a lie.

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I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

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happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

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happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

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what i've been up to the past 20 minutes

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you never know!

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you’d be surprised at how many doctors will tell you that schizophrenics shouldn’t masturbate, have sexual fantasies or write/draw erotica, let alone date or have actual sex, because it “distracts them from recovery”, as if schizophrenia is a two week course of antibiotics and not a lifelong neurotype and disability

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