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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

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My top three rules for world building:

How are these bitches eating?

How do these bitches stay warm at night?

Who is paying for all of this bullshit?

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A powerful warlock that uses most of his energy to bother one streamer

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noncon friendship

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do you still like your favorite artist/band from when you were 16?

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i have a ghost reblogging my stuff

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headcanon that the reason Spot was suddenly female in one episode is that transition care is super easy in the 24th century and Data "I have decided to let my child choose its own sex and appearance" Soong was like "maybe Spot wants to be a girl. I mean have we checked. there's no way to directly ask him this abstract question. Dr Crusher can you just zap him with the Sex Rejiggery Beam and we'll just give it a week and see if she's happier" and then she fucking got pregnant and had to stay that way for six months

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really sad a new ice age movie wasn't coming out this summer because we could've had a horrible tweet from some official ice age twitter account declaring it "scrat summer" and potentially turning people off the whole thing. or not. i frequently hit my shin or toes on the really sharp bedframe a lot despite knowing it's there and i worry it's because i no longer have brain elasticity

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

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I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...

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"The problem with trying to be historically accurate, is that history doesn't care"

So much of the time we think of historical cultures as being very uniform, but people have always been weird, and our expectations of past behaviour don't always match the reality!

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if I ever have twins I’m naming one Bell and one Pepper

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Sorry for this relatable shit. My anxiety has been a bitch lately.

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