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Maker of weird fanfiction, inventor of the peanut butter snickerdoodle, and pro bono pastry detective. (Mx., ask me my pronouns) Art by @zerozeroren.
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a weighted blanket is not enough please compress me into a .zip file
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This was the last episode of the first season of The Twilight Zone and they never dared to do anything as fucking funny as this again.
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top 5 birds
Pigeon ( the heavenly pigeon, the beautiful bird we all must adore)
2. Crows. (I love crows... You may have guessed this...................)
3. The humble morning dove. (ooo ooo Ooooo Oooooo Ooooo indeed.)
4. The European Robin (they're so rotund. Spheres. Orby little bastards)
5. Domestic ducks (who would be do heartless as to not be stirred by a chorus of hearty quacks?)
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Top 5 bodies of water
Rocky bottom mid size rivers in the of the summer (I'm just posting the river I grew up in)
2. Quarries (marble quarry... my beautiful love)
3. Underground rivers (possibly the sickest thing ever is when there's secret big water underground.)
4. Blue holes (very big hole)
5. The noble peat bog (I don't want to be there but I want her to live forever)
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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rate my cat Moxy please
10/10 always love a blep
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the fabric shop - submitted by shittybraindrawings
#A3294C #F6B29C #3A9378 #DD8944 #F4C851 #D8D5DD #FF5A47
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i need to meet your cat he's so cute every time i see him my heart melts
YOU DO hes SO cute
he thinkshes a person
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Item: codpiece with concealed twelve-chamber revolver that totally works, despite the chambers clearly not overlapping with the barrel. As far as I can tell, you fire it by clenching
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75/ 365 More Things that Don’t Suck:
buffalo wings
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kill the shift manager in your brain
#food#I have been summoned in the tags!#there's only one thing I might suggest to make this better#and that's if you take your cheese and smear some soft cheese on the inside it ups the gooey factor of the filling#something like cream cheese or brie or one of those Laughing Cow wedges#a bit of that smeared between some sharp cheddar makes a fantastic filling
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