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AHHHHHH OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST OAHH HHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK ok nevermind. i got over it
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I like when Pheidole ants do the thing with the head
#i love this comic so much#i have a teddy bear with a big ass head and i call it Teddy Big Head because of this comic
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Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.
Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.
In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh
I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you
#back during january when i was at the hospital with mom i was obvious having a really hard time with it and crying a lot#when i opened spotify it prompted me to open my ''playlist in a bottle'' that i had apparently curated a year prior and forgotten about#so i did and every single song was never gonna give you up#genuinely knocked me out of my misery for a bit
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maybe this has been done to death but i havent seen it, and the single tear fade to italy fucking ended me
andyway wow new btb obsessed
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two pieces of kind of obscure baltoy merch i own. the mega bloks baltoy and the mighty beanz baltoy. i call them bloktoy and beantoy
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Video Game: Uh oh! You've encountered Fat Enemy! He will be a tough man to take down due to fatness armor and gross attacks like Belch and Fart.
#ive been playing dead island 2 with friends#and the other day i was like#''its weird to say but i kinda appreciate the generic zombies' body diversity''#like some of them are just fat but not meant to be tougher or more grotesque than the rest of them#theyre just there and i like that#which is funny to say bc theyre just generic enemy to be killed but still
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pipimi tries to explain the concept of himbos to popuko
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