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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

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LMAOOOO

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tumblr on the computer is actually so transcendent i feel that very few understand this anymore... this was the way that your ancestors blogged.

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I will never forget you, Rural Juror 🎶

Watch the full Game Changer episode on Dropout

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the housing market is ruining my sex life

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When my toddler is truly distressed to the point of crying, they usually start out with "I want my mama!" or "I want my papa!" depending on which parent is not with them at that time (which is psychologically on the nose as it is). But after they have been brought to the desired comfort parent of the moment, they usually find this did not solve as much of their suffering as they require, and end up just sobbing: "I want! I want!"

And I don't know but, maybe that never goes away. Maybe every once in a while we all just need to allow our inner toddler to sob against our shoulder crying "I want"

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I need y'all to watch this clip

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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

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we are so back

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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.

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“I think you put your thumb inside your hand when you punch,” says a man who is not short, helpfully. “So your thumb is protected.” Everyone else nods eagerly.