My Chem stole my soul
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I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…
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Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.
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Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand
Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…
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When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…
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Cosmo immediately panics.
AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…
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The Turners have a daughter instead.
In conclusion:
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Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.
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im about to test the limits of discord nitro
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An angel in one of my psychology classes in college turned around, completely unprovoked, and held out a closed hand, opening it to reveal a variety of crystals.
I beamed over them with her, and she looked at me and said “You may laugh, but I’m actually a witch. I just got into the craft and I’m so excited.”
I then looked at her and said “I’m a witch too! This is so exciting! We should hang out and talk about it!”
Her face lit up in a way that I’ve never seen before. She has always been quiet and kept to herself.
At the end of class, she came up to me and said “I haven’t told anyone yet, but I just felt that I could confide in you, and that it would be a good decision.”
She trusted me, and told me it was a “gut feeling” to tell me.
We had a connection, not romantic in the slightest, but through our souls.
Today was a nourishing day for me, and I believe that tomorrow will be just as good.
Tell someone something today. Something you feel deep down you should. You never know what may happen.
Blessed be ~
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gerard has been wearing the same jacket to every single public appearance since 2016 which i’d shame him for but tbh it’s a mood
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TEAR APART ALL OF MY INSIDES
MCR is so fucking iconic like, they started a song with Gerard just screaming “gonna take off all my skin” like, so fucking iconic,,,
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I remember those
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Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you don’t wanna be ‘That NerdTM’?
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No offense but can ya’ll like also normalize trans guys that DON’T bind.  Like there’s guys who don’t want to, choose not to because of the risks, and guys who CAN’T because of medical reasons.  Not every Trans dude is wearing a binder 24/7 and some don’t ever. 
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A bluebird, but with very tiny, very buff arms in place of its wing feathers
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This is amazing
I’ve Really Been On A Bender (And It Shows)
Pairing: Gerard x Reader
Genre: Romance (non-smut) 
Summary: It’s 2004, and you’re part of the crew filming Life On The Murder Scene. When you hear that your coworker filmed drunk Gerard being sick, you get upset and decide to go make sure Gerard gets back to his tour bus safely. 
Part of you still couldn’t believe that, right out of film school, you’d gotten a job like this. You were part of a crew recording a documentary about this new band called My Chemical Romance. Ray, the guitarist, had dropped out of the same film school you’d graduated from to be in it. Clearly, his decision had paid off: MCR was about to explode into the mainstream.
…..If the frontman’s behavior didn’t kill the band first. You’d met Gerard when you first started working on the Life On The Murder Scene project. He was certainly friendly, and handsome, and you couldn’t deny that his live performances were incredible.  He had talent, that was for sure. But, he was always hanging around that Bert guy, from The Used. Bert was talented, too. You had to give him that. But, he kept distracting your coworkers, trying to get them to come party with him, when they should be in the editing room, working with you.  You were worried his antics were going to prevent Gerard from doing his job properly, as well.
I shouldn’t waste time making myself anxious about that, you reminded yourself as you set up your camera. It’s not like I can tell Gerard to stop hanging out with him. He’s an adult, so he’s going to do what he wants. It was better to think about something constructive, like which side of the stage you should stand on tonight to film the band’s set from the best angle.
“Hey,  Y/N!” one of your coworkers called out to you, distracting you from your planning. “I just filmed Gerard throwing up!”
“What?” you looked up, raising a suspicious eyebrow at the coworker. “Why would you do that?”
“He said I could,” the coworker shrugged.
“Yeah, he said that because he’s drunk,” you chided. “When he sobers up tomorrow, he’s probably not going to be proud that he let you get away with that.”
“Aw, why not?” the coworker laughed. “It was funny. You should have seen it –“
“I don’t care,” you interrupted. “He’s got fans – a lot of them are just teenagers – who really look up to him. Is that the kind of shit he wants them to see?”
“Well, you’ll have to ask him that,” your coworker frowned. “Buzzkill.”
“Are you drunk, too?” you sighed.
“Who isn’t?” your coworker chuckled.
“I’m not,” you said, standing up. “Am I the only one taking this job seriously?”
“Hey, calm down,” your coworker said. “Gerard’s fine, ok?”
“Are you sure?” you wondered. If he was being sick, maybe he shouldn’t be wandering around by himself.
“Well, I mean, he fell down a few times,” your coworker admitted. “But……”
“I’m going to go check on him,” you decided, and walked away without another word. If your coworker ran off and told Bert you were a killjoy, so be it.
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The ‘Vampirefuckers’ Group Chat Out Of Context, Pt. 5
Credit to @eerie-von, @bimbandboozled, and @professionalfobtrash for saying half of these ridiculous things.
“Nicolas Cage stole a baby?”
“Chuck Biscuits holds insurmountable power”
“Let he who is without Stan cast the first stone”
“skidadle skidoodle you are now a bioluminescent merman noodle”
“Unless you want me to deepthroat a tomato”
“I have no answers. Only lake.”
“cOmE oN gLeNn giT uP oN thAt gATeR”
“why do i look like saint joan of arc”
“Aww! Hooker bros!”
“I have salmon hands”
“tickle the rats kelley”
“No Mr. Fluffles. It is not your fate to die for Lucifer. It is your fate to LIVE for him. Come. Eat some Meow Mix”
“may allah have mercy on your monkey kink”
“leave it to me to jerk off to the famine of 1314”
“STOP PRINTING PHOTOS OF YOUR ASS AT CVS”
“No astral projection before Mama has had her coffee -_-“
“come hither children
lemonade for the afterlife”
“i wanna fuck some ghosts”
“i dont wanna go to the hitler strip club”
“tape together a bunch of wands to make a wand dildo”
“Its a good quality for feet when the analog wars start”
“Full on pagan ritual in the woods
With s’mores”
“the humid thunderstorm hurricane fuck you state”
“IS THE COW MADE OF JESUS”
“Horrifying carnivorous cannibalistic muscley chicken bara man”
“Just slam that fanfic straight onto ya bathroom tiles”
“Well Zin dont be rude its obviously Gerard’s slut”
“It’s like, you’re not supposed to want to bang Sasuke, you’re supposed to want Sasuke to bang Naruto.”
“Boners out for bone out wings”
“I’m still gay but with a rubik’s cube now”
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My irl friend @odin-haldorra drew the BEST art of Gerard and Mikey for me, for my birthday!!!
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It’s 2:30 am and I’m writing angsty poems about Gerard Way.
When the rains fall in March, your god cannot save you
Because he chose to save himself, before he drowned, too
You should’ve known there are no gods - your error, incalculable
There are only men - and they are always fallible
He’ll hang himself from the pedestal you’ve put him on
You’ve decided that agony was the best-looking outfit he ever put on
The dark cameras try to capture the tears in his puppy dog eyes
Because the whole world loves him - but only when he cries
You’re filled with a sense of betrayal, regret
Because he has become okay…in a way that you can’t be yet.
Would you have him die for you, as he sang about a dozen times?
He no longer mirrors your turmoil - this, his only crime.
You used to see yourself, reflected in his eyes
Now, in those orbs, you find hope - but you mistake it for lies
Because it’s nothing you can relate to
You’re Not Okay - but he is not you.
He didn’t sell out - he GOT out, and thrived
While his worshippers stayed in the wreckage, and burned alive.
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Jdjsjfhsjjdjskkskksksksk yes
guys gerard way is one of the best examples of “it gets better”
he didn’t think he was gonna live past 25, he was almost certain he was going to die alone, he was an addict who packed light because he thought he wasn’t coming back
but then he makes it to 25, and past it, and then he hits 30 and falls in love out of nowhere and gets married and has a kid with the love of his life, and now he’s living his happily ever after surrounded by people he loves who love him back
things got better for him and they can get better for you too. it might take a little while and it might happen out of nowhere, but it’s worth sticking around for
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gerard way is such a wonderful person inside and out and he has such a beautiful mind and he’s been fighting mental illness for so long and still he always seems to only see the bright side of things i’m so proud of him he’s doing so great
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Lil Ray appreciation post because he’s a magical princess god
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