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Little information as to why the hell Fergus cares about Halt cause I didn’t know who he is and to me it makes stories a tad easier and more fun

He is the baron of Caraway fief, the fief in which Gilan grew up in and Halt used to visit fief a lot so they probably know each other because of that and became friendish with each other

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Will and Horace sketch

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Do ittrrrrrr

Fighting the temptation to redraw this photo as Halt, Pauline, Will and Crowley

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It’s true

Omg I forgot how cute httyd 2 is

I watched this movie once at 6 years old

I am 10 minutes in and Hiccup is so adorable and silly that I am screaming a little

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My breath smells like onion

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I forgot I was reading book two and got a heavy mild heart attack

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Crowley: Hello, we're the King's Rangers

Halt: We would like to ask you a few questions

Baron Arald: Oh, so you're here to make fun of me too, huh?

Halt:

Crowley: No, sir, you are perfectly safe with us. He does not have a sense of humour that I’m aware of.

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I’m listen to forest rain sound cause I need them to read and I was going to change the thing because the same few seconds kept looping and it has lyrics. It’s just rain tapping on a roof and

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i just read for an hour bc it's raining

it isn't even raining anymore i was just so focused on reading

anyway hi i'm back

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My brain wants me to cry so now you guys will too

Halt, walking into Crowleys tent during the gathering: "Oh, are you looking through reports right now?"

Crowley: "Yeah, I'm actually on a report from Gilan at the moment!"

Crowley: (starts describing the report, pretend it's something super impressive idk)

Halt: "Wait, really?"

Halt: (grabs the report)

Halt: "Oh, he's done so much, hasn't he?"

(Halt continues reading over the report, Crowley kinda just watches him while smiling?)

Halt: "I always knew he'd go far"

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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Hibernia is apparently a tulip

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Halt: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up?  Crowley: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*  Crowley: I didn’t hear it.

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Halt in a room with Will, Gilan and Horace: It’s calm in here. 

Halt: It scares me…

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Crowley: Halt!! We have a very serious marriage problem

Halt: Bur we aren’t married?

Crowley: Exactly. That problem needs to be fixed NOW.

Halt:…

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today i am absolutely crying with laughter over the idea of rangers with seasonal allergies.

sniffly, sneezy, miserable rangers who get sinus headaches and avoid people as much as possible so they don’t lose their “rangers are black magicians” rumours due to a poorly stopped sneeze giving them away.

terrifying rangers who lose their voices and sound like they’re chewing gravel when they demand bandits put down their weapons.

rangers who look constantly furious because their eyes are dry and blurry so they’re glaring and squinting at everything but can still somehow hit targets with their arrows.

and then it rains, and the pollen gets mostly knocked out of the air, suddenly the rangers with allergies are all back out in force, and rumours begin to not commit crimes on rainy spring nights, least the rangers somehow invariably discover you and hunt you down with supreme vengeance.

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Halt to Gilan: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!