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just remembered i made this. by the way

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nevertheless, we ball

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"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me

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The girls are keeping their eyes on the long white lines. The girls are gripping the wheel and stomping the pedal. The girls are feeling something they’ve never felt before. Something between awestruck and horrified. The girls are trying to stare at the road ahead. The girls never even heard the sirens. The girls have spent over three hours at the wheel. The girls are laughing like hell.

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

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Goodbye Mr. Lynch I’ll see you in my dream

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Who Laughs Last? 01.24.25

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why david lynch. why not harvey weinstein. why not woody allen. why not johnny depp. why not brad pitt. why not justin baldoni.

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in heaven, everything is fine ♡

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I LOVE BEING A COG IN THE CORPERATE MACHINE! I HOPE THEY BURY ME IN THE ELEVEN HERBS AND SPICES! SOMEONE KENTUCKY FRIED FUCKING KILL ME!

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me when

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they got lost in the woods, but at least they have each other

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Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him

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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

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just a chill guy with a signed poster