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“John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in three weeks with your WWE championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you, I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate this idea that you’re the best … cause you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass. You’re as good at kissing Vince McMahon’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne, though, he’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

“Whoops, I’m breaking the fourth wall (waves at camera).

“I am the best wrestler in the world. I’ve been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company and I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is that I’m going to leave with the WWE championship.

“I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s imaginary brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even on commentary. Nobody can touch me! And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups, I’m not on cover of the program, I’m barely promoted, I don’t get to be in movies, I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA network. I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania, I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show, I’m not on Conan O’Brien, I’m not on Jimmy Fallon, but the fact of the matter is I should be. And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes. The fact that Dwayne is in the main event of WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!

“Oh, hey, let me get something straight: those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping out of those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of and then at 5 in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face so you can get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

“I’m leaving with the WWE championship on July 17 and who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling, maybe I’ll go back to Ring of Honor. (Looks at camera) Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?

“The reason I’m leaving is you people, because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel, the wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Vince McMahon is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? It’s because he surrounds himself with glad-handing, nonsensical, yes-men like John Laurinaitis who is going to tell him everything that he wants to hear. And I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon’s dead but the fact is it’s going to get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family. Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon. They’re doing this whole bully campaign… (microphone gets cut off).”

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u ever wonder if ur associated with a character forever to someone else. like. when ur scrolling ur dash and u see a url u don't recognize and after going to their blog ur like ohhh this is the Character person. yeah ok i remember now.

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this heat is crazy

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*walks up to a gay couple in public* “Sooo, which one of you is the heel and which is the face?”

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bruh am I really about to make a sideblog for a whole entire ship…….

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“I didn’t get here because I was cute, or because I came from a famous wrestling family, or because I sucked up to the right people. I got here because I am good. I earned this Championship and no matter how many red carpets you guys wanna walk in your four thousand dollars ridicolous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylors.”

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So this has all the Monday Night RAW Episodes starting from the end of August to December! in GREAT quality too.

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“and then i said to punk, “listen, buddy, YOU can’t be on top,””

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im currently reading a drew x finn fic and somehow its given me inspiration to make the smut im currently writing even more wicked

…drop the link. for scientific purposes 👀

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AJ LEE WWE Elimination Chamber, February 23rd, 2014

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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The second piece I’ve done that’s been slightly spurred on by my obsession with the staple gun..

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#queens of blowing kisses in each other's faces

RAW ON NETFLIX KICKOFF | 12.18.24 RAW ON NETFLIX PREMIERE | 01.06.25

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