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used ublock to delete 90% of features from this site so now i logon and it is simply my posts. and silence

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Got a ticket for frolicking last month and made the mistake of skipping into court 😞 now I’ve got another charge for being in contempt of court and the judge even ordered the bailiff to restrain me because he said my eyes were too huge and shiny and crinkling too hard and also that my cheeks were too dimpled and jolly.

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Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

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⚠️ Warning: Super gay thing ⚠️

You 🫵

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had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

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peeta mellark really was that bitch, pulling that “if it weren’t for the baby” line out of nowhere, oh he knew

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The different genres of Doctor Who episode:

The dumbest bullshit you've ever seen. Just absolute baby brain nonsense.

Man, aliens are weird, huh?

Genuine high-concept science fiction serving as biting if heavy-handed social commentary on present issues

*Lisa Simpson voice* Look, Mom! It's Ea-Nasir!

Nightmare fuel that will traumatize a generation of children while adults roll their eyes.

The villain is determined to out-camp every other camp villain combined. There will probably be a needle drop.

The harrowing story of one character's personal hell

Tbe Doctor is sorely tempted to break one of the laws of time and/or one of his firmly held moral boundaries, never mind all the times he's done this without comment.

The Daleks are back, and they're purple now

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Frog.

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extraordinary things are happening on tumblr.com/dashboard

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when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

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me whenever i see /pos and /hj: why are you calling me a piece of shit and what do handjobs have to do with any of this :/

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FUCK IT GO FUCKING NUT NUT FRIDAY