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For Pride Month, I would like to throw my very long and pointy green hat in the ring.

[Disclaimer: this is 100% a joke and not a real audition unless you like me, in which case, I am very serious]

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Turtleduck :3

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Turtleduck :3

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On conservation and survival

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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Beautiful icey lake - Author: EchoLaces

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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Me for the last 15 years: Starting a timer when you have to wait for something or stand in line can be helpful, because no matter how impatient you feel you can check the timer and remind yourself it has not been several eternities and has in fact only been five minutes.

Me setting a timer when I got to bag claim just now: I'm so clever! I will now be reminded that it's only been five minutes and bag claim usually takes about twenty!

Me looking at the timer thoughtfully: ...another Very Neurotypical Moment With Sam, it appears.

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NEVER GIVE UP

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"What came first, the chicken or the egg?" Asked the sphinx. To which you answer: "The egg. It's the egg." You need to spend an hour explaining descent with modification before it begrudgingly acquiesces.

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posting in the groupchat when you’re the only one who’s PST and it’s after everyone else’s bedtime

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#raise your shields #because you’re about to get wrecked

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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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