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after hours teto 🍺 | julie🥖✨

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reblog if u luv cute gay dogs :3

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ぐんない

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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

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i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

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tucking him in

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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor

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In 3072, Gulf Breeze solved their Blakist infestation issue with extreme prejudice:

The Manei Domini:

The Gulf Breeze government:

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Penny!!!

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putting the word "twink" up on the shelf

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someone broke her twintails...

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ragdolls!

just 2 ragdoll girls

hanging out