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silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

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Chat gpt you will never be her

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Isaac Chotiner interviews a former Biden-Harris official who tries to sell him on what a great job the Biden-Harris administration did with Gaza, which goes a little awry when the Biden-Harris attempt to rewrite history hinges on "we did a good job only getting the right children killed, not the wrong children".

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I think the only true conclusion one could ever draw about Sabrina carpenter from her music is that she has a kinda weird relationship with gender, where she can never truly decide if being a woman is a good & powerful thing or a bad & weakening thing, and she can never decide if that’s her own fault or the fault of the male society in which she lives. this is not a criticism to be clear: that seems like a very normal way to engage with the world to me. it’s just funny to me that the seemingly most personally revealing aspect of her music is the way she seems to have no idea how to live as a straight woman. I can’t relate to this at all because I am not a straight woman, but man does it seem accurate to the experiences of straight women that I know. Straight women sound off. If you’re out there. Straight women can you hear me? Is it that me espresso?

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in the next batman movie selina is back in town to con bruce wayne which he knows but he missed her so much and obviously he can afford it so he just lets her

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clark having a debate club winner trophy but crashing out two minutes into an interview with lois is so funny

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a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

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everyone got that one homie who hasn't been whole since the incident

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yes she did it as a survival tactic and yes there are numerous nuances to this descision and its aftermath but i still find it so fucking funny that penelope chose the yandere route and went mhm he's the safest quickest option like GIRL you played the game and you mean to tell me the normal mode didnt have any eckles red flags AT ALL???

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they did NOT look like this after almost drowning. here is my rendition

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The next election season, if I see other people on the left doing the whole “I won’t choose between imperial war criminals. This democratic candidate is dishwater so I’m just not voting. It doesn’t actually matter who is president.” bullshit, I am just blocking you on the spot. I am not hearing you out.

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