i like to think im a cas-coded sam girl, asexual :), multishipper, hozier fan, fandoms: the pitt (this one's new), voltron, supernatural (main), dc, brooklyn 99, avatar: the last airbender, star wars, arcane, six of crows, ninjago, she-ra
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REMEMBER. gender is NOT the same thing as sex.
gender is what you identify as, while sex is what i'll be having with bob reynolds tonight.
stay informed.


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Me, selecting filters on Ao3

#read hurt no comfort once#sobbed my eyes out#triggered a weird ass anxiety attack#never again lollll
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#reading comics on e-reader#maybe i absorb all of the comic book villain powers#or the e-reader electricity#seems pretty cool to me
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The infantilization of Bob is so fucking funny cause that man is actualy a Brat and he probably rage baits the fuck out of John
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If I get sick a lot like pre-serum Steve does that mean I get a Bucky?




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"can you get off of me, barton?" "nuh uh" *continues posing for a nonexistent photo*
just a normal sparing session this is so dumb, but i just couldn't help myself
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mwa ha ha i chuckle evilly with another suspiciously pjo musical au shape in my hand
#legally blonde! legally blonde! pipabeth legally blonde!!#and what if i said i was in legally blonde this year#and i was the guy who sings gay or european
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I will never forget the day I discovered “wingmen” was already used as a euphemism for gay lovers before the Top Gun fandom got ahold of it.

Oh, but hey, it’s probably just a coincidence, it’s not like there’s any proof the cast or filmmakers were aware of this, by all accounts, obscure queer historical aviation romance. It’s not like the top half of the cover art mirrors a famous scene from the fil… wait…

“You can be my wingman anytime”
“Bullshit, you can be mine” indeed Tony Scott.
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#shoutout to my straight man homies tho#they chill and they aren't weird freaks about me#love y'allllll
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bro does not want to fill out the paperwork that comes with this encounter
sentryagent astronaut au, something like that i guess
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joining tumblr for the first time now is like in movies when the city kid goes to the small small small town and someone there is like “we ain’t got nona that weefee or whatever but we’s got Jimbo who yells the news and that’s good enough” and points to Jimbo who is currently asleep on his rocker
Except for us it’s like “we ain’t got no al-go-rithm but we do have haiku-bot and that one destiel screengrab that tells us the news and that’s good enough”
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