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Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well

i found out like this

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thanks neonoirs

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i WILL say though the claws really help with peeling tangerines

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*turns into a terrible beast at the sight of the full moon* *glomps you*

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im mediocre lgbt rep

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narratively i think being trans AND a werewolf is redundant

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*rattles cage*

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love how theyre showing gordon taking his shirt off to change into the little chefs labcoat every episode though never thought id be wondering if gordon ramsay is cool with objectifying himself or if he was advised to do it

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i think ive redeemed myself because god allowed me to see a baby slug today

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although i think most of the frenzy will just be caused by youtube insisting on showing me google phone ads like i want a listening device in my pants pocket to tell everyone that i crave raw meat the week before full moon

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the problem with bad chefs on kitchen nightmares when they undercook meat is that seeing it just makes me really hungry

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i saw the ep where the "im now starting to shit myself" screencaps from and i think this is just my personality now

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*bites into a human torso* undercooked. tastes like fucking rubber

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@trainstabbin cant we fight the night before or something when ill at least still have a brain

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oh god full moon is in a week already

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@vulcryptiq twinsies ive been thinking about nothing but frozen salmon for days