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me thinking about the continuous progression of time

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I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

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barb from stranger things is a lesbean

short hair

knows nancys bras well enough that she knew nancy was wearing a new one

died on tv

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when someone says a show has gay characters

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When someone comments on your physical appearance and you’re forced to acknowledge the vessel of flesh you inhabit

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“Because of my martial arts background, I have competed so much. It makes you very strong. And to be honest, I grew up in a very rough area, so I think that my environment might have influenced me somehow. Though this is a character of course, and you have to dig within and look inside yourself to find pieces you can use. But I am not only like this.”

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Cosmo sex tip: When you’re about to cum, spray paint your mouth silver and shout, “WITNESS ME!”

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I just hate [the female comedian] label. You already know I’m a female. I hate getting even introduced like that. “Y'all ready for a female?” Oh, you ready for a unicorn? Like, it’s like, you know, I’m not a different species. It’s man and woman. You have seen me before.

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Music is important.

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Chicken nugget's wings look disproportioned and I don't think he'll be able to survive in the wild due to his handicap. Maybe keep him?

Yeahh I’m pretty sure that his left wing is deformed. It hasn’t straightened out and his Chrysalis was a little whack

I’m worried. He flies like a dork- a little frantic and uneven, but he can still fly. I don’t have any means of keeping him though so I’m not sure what to doAny suggestions for a handicapped yet handsome butterfly?

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Stranger Things: a very serious show about the paranormal

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Terrific Sniffers

kitty noses

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These are bees from my hive, if you reblog this I will name a bee after you. Will naming them have any impact whatsoever? Absolutely not, but wouldn’t it make your life just a bit better knowing there is a fuzzy little bee named Assploder or Crystaldragonsemen42?

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She wants to dance like uma thurman