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5 new blogs followed me in the last couple of days

all pornbots

so yeah, follow my barely active read only mostly twitter @ the_volo or send steam friend request @ https://steamcommunity.com/id/thevolo/

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Isabelle’s Birthday!

Happy birthday Isabelle!

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this is so fucking funny to me (credit @havocs)

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if my tumblr gets deleted you can also follow me on my other forms of social media:

- digging a grave and whispering my name to the worms

- finding a bear in the forest and challenging it to a game of chess

- launching yourself into the stratosphere and vividly hallucinating my content

- the helpless feeling in your chest when you think of death

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Tumblr after 12/16/18:

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The Mask of the Red Death by Manuel Orazi (1860-1934)

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sparkling water aka water with holes. slightly less wet than regular water.

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Alright guys! We have a deadline…

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Uh..

Someone please explain wtf with wrong with all the animal faces in the Mowgli thing on Netflix?  Trying to put human features on them makes it SUPER uncanny fucking valley and nightmare fuel.  

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU CAT THIS IS

2016 movie looked so much better…what happened!? Sorry, I’m browsing netflix and everytime that trailer comes out, I twitch.

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This website was literally so fucking stupid. You used to be able to just fucking edit somebody’s post. Like just change it entirely. Nothing was stopping you. What the fuck. Imagine logging into your youtub account and some bozo changed your funny comment to say you love being a dummy. That’s what used to happen here. Every single day.

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Tumblr staff:

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Studio Ghibli: the name of our movie would be “Laputa: Castle in the sky”

People who don’t speak Spanish: OH that’s amazing

People who speak Spanish: *choke on saliva* La QUE?!