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Barely legal pork tocino - 8/10

Pantawid gutom, pangmahirap na baon.

Pwede almusal, tanghalian at pag gabi, yung plato mo dilaan.

Ang sarsang naiwan sa katas ng batang-bata

Sariwang sariwang, kumakataas umuusbong

Na tocinong filipino.

Tikman, lasapin.

Sa ilalim ng puting ilaw, sa bilog na buwan.

Waaa haaw aaaah

Barely legal pork tocino.

Para sa pobreng tulad ko.

Abot kaya din ninyo.

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#kontrabidatoiletreview

A toilet guide for NATATAE from Naga to Manila & vice versa

TOP 5 Toilets

#1 Jollibee Atimonan

#2 Jollibee Lopez

#3 Petron SLEX (southbound)

#4 Petron Ragay

#5 Lolo Ompongs Gumaca

Here na you.

You make drive pa Naga or Manila. You make patunog your best playlist, HED PE, Buenavista Social Club, Katy Perry then biglang you make utot.

Putang ina, may sasama!

You make inom diatabs pero pakshet di umubra. PUTRAGES! Where to stop?

Here the the TOP 5 toilets to make tae along the way.

Trust me, kulang na lang I make a goddamn documentary.

Pero sure yan pixelated parang japanese porn.

Eto subok ko na. Just bring your Boy Natatae Starter Pack.

1. 1 Liter mineral bottle

2. Safeguard sabon (99.9% kills germs + konsensya)

3. Tissue/Wet wipes - depende sa pagka-dukha level mo

Best place to shit!

#1 Jollibee atimonan - 9/10

- May bidet

- May tissue

- cubicle & handicap (panggap kang pilay para di ka douchebag)

#2 Jollibee Lopez - 8/10

- bago

- di ko maalala if may bidet

- di ko maalala na may tissue

- cubicle

#3 Petron SLEX - 7/10

- malinis

- naka aircon

- may maintenance budget

#4 Petron Ragay - 6.5/10

- in the middle of nowhere? This is clean enough

- 1 for boys, 1 for girls. Pila pero game.

- may gripo at tabo

- may malapit na tindahan to buy your starter pack

#5 Lolo Ompong's - 6/10

- Desperate time, desperate measure

- may malapit na tindahan

- may gripo at tabo

- hiwalay urinal

- may malapit na tindahan for your starter pack needs

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#kontrabidapabahayprogram

#scribblestudios

3/F 5A Concepcion Grande

This one is a personal project of mine for my mother. She had been asking me to make use of the remaining space on the 3F, and bring it to life.

Though she's no longer with us, but I'm completing my promise.

Saved up from my salary so I can rebuild and correct construction mistakes done during those early years, which practically paved the way for my chosen profession.

Now, armed with knowledge and reinforced skills with extensive experience, Its easier to enjoy working as an architect.

Plain white with off grey tiles from wilcon with a tight budget.

Here's a simple, efficient & budgeted solution.

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This will be my organic vegetable garden with organic chickens

#sustainablekontrabida

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#kontrabidafoodreview Pizza Haus - 10/10 (Naga City, Camarines Sur) (Kontrabida award: Official pizza for home movie nights) Movie night, pero dukha? Walang pera pang robinsons naga cinema? Walang pangyellow cab o shakey's pizza? Pwes, magHBO at Pizza Haus. Sulit ka sa presyo. Kahit pa supot ang internet nyo sa Naga para magNetflix.. Di ka lugi sa lasa, sa tinapay, sa sahog at sa espiritu santo amen Amen sa sarap. Talo ang greenwich sa kapal ng sahog, at pogi pa ng presyo! Sing pogi ni loking/tubol ko. Sideview pa lang yan, guys. Tingnan ang kapal ng toppings! Tang na, yung hot sauce pagbinudburan mo? Hindi generic sa nguso mo. But wait, there's more... 150 php/ 10" ang laki. Talo lahat ng pizza nandito, kahit magMMA pa mga mascot nito. Pano pumunta Mrt - walang mrt sa naga, wag tanga. Taxi - meron pero mahal mula manila. Bus - umuwi sa Naga, baybayin ang panganiban drive. Malapit sa may mayon ave. Jeep - pagkatapos magbus, magjeep papuntang concepcion grande, para magjiujitsu sa deftac naga, pero dumaan muna at bumili at bigyan ang teammates Tricycle - maghanap ng tricycle, takutin na tatanggalan ng prankisa dahil sinisingil ka ng sinkwenta. Pagkanakarating, isumbong mo parin kasi kupal tricycle driver na yan. Sariling sasakyan - ganun padin pero wag kups at maghahazard sa may kalye. Di ka especial. Magpark sa may gilid na maayos. Wag supot. Hot sauce - 10/10 pwede ibudbud sa mata ng kalaban. May kagat. Mm-mmm.

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Project 001: Side table w/ re-used hard floor planks We recycled 3 uneven hardwood flooring samples, as a 590mm x 480mm x 750mm high side table. Materials used, over all; 1. Finishing nails + common nail 2. Stickwell (a small portion) 3. 1 pc. - 2" × 1/2" x 8' kiln dried wood edging 4. 2 pcs. - 2" x 2" x 8' kiln dried wooden leg 5. polytuff wood putty (a small portion) 6. 1 quartz - white lacquer paint 7. Black wood screw 3" to 3 1/2" 8. Small plank of 3/4" plywood for backing 9. 1 pc. Sanding paper 10. 1" brush & cotton baby roller Rather throw away good planks, we cut it to a certain size, stick it to a 3/4" plywood backing and added an edging around the newly cut wood planks. Ending up with a 40mm (approx.) thick table top. Using a 2" x 2", we built sturdy legs with simple common nails. Using wood putty to fill up the joints and sanding it, the frame was painted with 2-3 coats, using paintbrush and baby roller to prevent strokes by brushing. You may use a spray paint w/ compressor for better effect. Using a 3.5 x 3" to 3 & 1/2" black screw, screw the frames to the table top, from the bottom. You may paint the screw head, if desired. Make sure the frames are screw at least 2/3 to 3/4 on the table top's backing. At the end of the day, you'll have this nifty, good looking table top.

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#kontrabidafoodreview In search of nearby LEGIT Kinalas in Manila #2 Spicy Tongue - 8/10 Kinalas, but not quite. Di sya "authentic" para sakin. Pero panalong panglasingan. Bar siya, ok din ang lasa, pero kulang ang turok ng kinalas ng Naga. Una, walang sarsa, parang mami ang tirada, kelangan mo halughugin ang kinginang bottom ng bowl, para umalsa ang lasa. Pangalawa, walang 3 for 5 pesos na pambudbod na chicharon. Pangatlo, natatae ako, pero compose yourself kasi kumakain ka kinalas. Over-all, pwede na substitute. Di sya authentic, modified sya para sa ingredients na pang-manila. Kahit beef kinalas sya, dapat napapamura ka. So far, good alternative sya, if timog or quezon city area ka. May parking din. Crew - ok lang, pero nahalata ata nila na bicolano ako and kita ung fez ko na "mediocre 'to" look. Kubyertos - kinginang di ako binigyan tinidor. Pano kung nalunok ko buto mg calamansi at na ka gastroelectromagneticpoptitis ako? Buti na lang may konting i.q. ko at ginamit ko kutsara. Pero pano kung wala? Pano kung natusok ko ng kutsara ung mata ko at walang tinidor na panangga? Buti na lang may tissue, kaya di na ko rereklamo pa. Pano pumunta Jeep - timog jeep, baba sct tuason corner timog. MRT - malayo, magjollibee ka Sariling sasakyan - sundan ang jeep, lumiko sa sct. Tuason.

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#kontrabidafoodreview In search of nearby LEGIT Kinalas in Manila #1 Boboy's Kinalas - 0/10 (15th ave) Wala. Pinagod lang ako. Siopao binebenta. May karatula, pero kinginang natalo pa Sa bentahan online ng tulad ng nagbenta ng sexdoll, inabot barbie galing sa SM. Napeke, nagsoundtrack ng ex-batallion. Umuwi. Nagprito ng SPAM at nagtinapay. King ina yan! Wag mag aksaya, irereview ko ang link sa googlemap. Motherfather!

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Fat hooman training

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#kontrabidafoodreview The eatery (manhattan parkview tower, araneta cubao) - 10/10 Pakshet, sarap. Bitin ako sa wagyu! Wagyu bumili if wala ka pera, tatakam ka lang. Pakshet solid sa porkchop. Pakshet solid ang buffalo chicken. Sa sobrang sarap, itakas ang cook! Tang na, namumulubi na ko sa kakabalik for that wagyu. Kelangan pumokpok sa aurora, ibenta ang sarili upang mabalikan Ang sarap ng kinginang wagyu na yan. May sumpa ang pagkain nila, pinapanaginipan ko ung porkchop sarap. Sa sahod, kakain ako sainyo. Tandaan nyo yan. At naka ng... may libreng WIFI! Putang ina, sa SM hirap ako makaconnect. Dito, browse at nakapag download ako ng APP. Pwede ka magbrowse habang nag aantay. Pwede ka magpornhub at dumagdag Sa world record habang nag aantay ng mala diyosang pagkain nila. Did i mentioned unlimited rice? Kung pwede lang kumain kapalit maghugas plato, tiyak kakalyuhin ang kamay mo. Sulit. Medyo pang-elite ung presyo, pero abot kaya pa ng combined pera nyo ng jowa mo. OVER-ALL : 10/10 CR: 10/10 - malinis, mabango pwede kang tumae, makapal pinto, may acoustics KUBYERTOS: 10/10 malaki ang kutsara, mas maraming unli-rice TISSUE: 3/10 - puta, 1 ply. Mas makapal pa resibo. Ayaw ka pataehin nito Pano pumunta MRT - baba ka cubao stn. Pumila papasok ng farmers, pansinin ang poster ni amy perez, tapos lakad ka lagpas kia theater, sa may secret passage katabi ng four season. JEEP - baba ka jollibee manhattan, lakarin papuntang four season, sa arcaded na lagusan. LAKAD - assuming galing ka sa bahay ko. Dalawa lang yan, GF kita or secret slave na di alam ng gf ko at nakatago ka sa baol sa may bintana, baba ka elevator. Lakad ka patungong arcaded area.

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#kontrabidafoodreview MAZENDO - 9/10 Lady: Sir spicy po sya (Minutes later...) Me: Wala ka bang chili dyan? Eto ba tinatawag nyong spicy/chili? Supot chili eh Sabaw. Tsaa. Service water. Noodles. Masarap pero di spicy ang spicy nila. Binigyan ako chili sauce, wala pa rin i-spicy ang kelanga i-spicy. As a bicolano steretype with tastebuds that are chili appreciatively enhanced (urban legend), I was not in anyway sam-yanged! So, wag ka expect ng spicy. Pero pakshet sa sulit. Masarap yung sabaw. Di lasang pinagbabaran ng medyas ng boardmate mo sa p.campa. To die for din yung Veggie dumplings, tiyak magsuicide bomber ka after mo matikman. Good slice of meat. At higit sa lahat, attentive ang crew. Humingi ako ng tubig, binigyan. Humingi ako uli, binigyan at mas malaking baso na. A practical approach with concern. Minsan tawag natin, tinatamad pabalikbalik kaya lakihan na natin baso mo. Smart actually. Maganda rin interior, maganda mesa, maganda kubyertos, pero nakatago tissue. Hanggat di ka humingi, wala. Malambot at masarap ang noodles. Malinamnam at di mapakla ang pechay. Putang pechay yan, parang gusto ko bilhin lahat, i-uwi, i-preserve at sambahin. Kahit di spicy ang sabaw, masarap. Yung dumpling sauce pwedeng laklakin. At di kups ang crew. Di tulad sa iba, nagkukumpulan at nag iisip ng dance number sa kanilang christmas party. Minsan nag papractice pa, pero sila, to serve is our mission vision. Kulang na lang nakapaskil sa wall. Over-all : 9/10 Toilet : gamitin conrad (0/10) Kubyertos : 10/10 - takaw tingin sa divisoria snatchers to fo' sho Tissue : supot/10 - tinatago, nakabench. Pang last 2 min, powerforward lang. Crew : diligent. Smart. Pano pumunta Lakad - Punta conrad, umakyat second floor. Jeep - punta moa, lalakad ka pa rin Sariling sasakyan - magpark sa basement o MAAX. Lalakad ka pa rin, wag tamad. Teleport - puta, tama na kaka PS4 mo, walang fast travel. MAGLAKAD. Laki na bilbil mo, sasabit yan pagteleport mo.

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Darth Sachi

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#kontrabidathingreview Tadtaran (groodwood) @ megamall - 20/10 Pumunta ng Megamall para magCR, umuwing may tadtaran pang-kusina thuglife. Solid mahogany. Pwedeng tadtaran, pangkalang, pang-masa ng arina, pang gawa ng xiao long bao at panghampas ng mga kalaban. Legit deadly weapon din sya. Kung 2" kutsilyo, kulong ka. Magdala ng tadtaran, deds ang kalaban, blunt force trauma ang tira. At magpanggap na kusinera, pagdating ng resbak na lespung tropa. Sweet sa budget, afford ng hampas lupang tulad ko. May libreng engraving pa. Yung wala sa Rustans at gourdo's, nahanap ko rin sa wakas. Mabait pa ang mga tindera. Customized pa ang pansunog lettering niya. Punta na sa podium, dun sila sunod rarampa. O bisitahin ang fb nila. Grood Wood Yung kakabasa mo ng tsimis at kapapanood ng xvideos, magbasa ka na lang kaya ng blog ko, analogvillain.tumblr.com mas educational kesa sa silent no more at mga netizen blogs

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#kontrabidafoodreview Tien Ma (Araneta Cubao) - 10/10 Pangit man ang interior, sulit sa lasa naman. Bumawi sa pagkain, kahit mukhang light residences ang motiff ng banyo. Gangstah sa xiao long bao, di sya supot. Pwede i-date si baby dito. Yung baby mo na mukhang shark. Swak sa budget, di kelangan i-puta ang sarili sa mga hollywood pedophile ring para matikman ang panlasang solid ang sarap. Medyo mabagal lang ang crew. Kelangan i-akyat ang order sa hagdan. Pero ok lang, namnamin na lang ang menu na may picture ng ulam. Nilaminate pa, para di mabasa ung papel pag gusto mong dilaan. Ung pineapple rice, na kahit savage lang ang kumakain ng pizza at kanin na may pineapple, ay sulit. Ung spareribs sobrang solid. Yung 3 cup chicken, pucha. Sarap. Afford mo 'to. Tiyak pasok sa pandate budget mo. Ano pa? I-date mo na. May pangSOGO ka sa 1000 mo, pagkatapos. 3hrs din yan, 2 pops. CIM, optional. Over-all 10/10 Kubyertos - 10/10 CR - 8/10 mukhang condo sa may boni Toothpick - supot/10 Tissue - 8/10 1 ply, butas yan kung jejebs ka Pano pumunta MRT - araneta cubao stn, lakad footbridge, makidaan sa Gateway, labas sa may KIA theater, sa gilid lang. Bus - Mag MRT, grabe traffic Sariling sasakyan - park sa gateway, punta sa KIA theater Lakad - wala ka pera, uwi ka na lang at mag lucky me pancit canton. spicy dapat.

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#kontrabidatips How to make tanggal your book price tag and make payabang sa facebook pero you make paturo lang sa fullybooked Step 1. You make bili lighter fluid, and budburan pricetag sticker. Step 2. You make tanggal using cutter. Step 3. You make pabalot sa plastic your book kasi its free pala sa fully booked and you're so hampas lupa to do it kasi asa sobra sa yaya pati pagmedyas, pero you're so matanda na, at kelangan i announce your school grade like bimby. Wag tamad.

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#kontrabidtoiletreview KIA Theater - 6/10 Potah pare, natatae ako. Pasimula pa lang Dream Theater. Walang handspray. Malapit lang bahay pero bawal na lumabas. Tang 'na, pinapagdiskarte ako ng Araneta Center kung pano maghugas ng pwet. Bili ng 25 mineral water. Ginamit cap pang kuha ng liquid soap. Todo tissue. Jebs, hugas pwet, tas labas and hugas todo kamay. Buti na lang marunong tayo sa taong-grasa survival techniques. Ganda ng dream theater pero pakshet walang handspray at may bulbol na naiwan sa toilet seat. Nilatagan ko ng toilet paper x 4 layer ung seat. Umayos kayo araneta center. Make water handspray a must! Pakyu kayo. True story. Analogvillain.tumblr.com

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“5 Years & Worth it.” - me

After 5 yrs, I’ve completed a portion of this journey.

Met people who became friends, became teammates and from that, became a family. A strong one, and I’m glad I chose the right path where I’m happy.

People were asking me to complete my masters in architecture or similar or related field. But I chose one that was remotely relative to my field.

Yet it bonded very well with my profession. 

Made me think fast, act fast and face every problem and solve it.

“Solid sya, sobra.” “ Tas bad-ass pa familia mo!”, which I refer to DEFTAC.

This journey ends here, and a new one is about to unfold.

I would like to thank my coaches, my teammates, my archi-team (TM7 & HBA RSS supersquad), my family, my dogs, those swarm of house cat, basement parking cats, my neighbours, jiu-jitsu jesus and all of those who’ve inspired me to be better.

Especially to that special someone, who understood the road I’m taking. 

She supported me and didn’t complain. I wish she could join me, but I’m not gonna force her to do something. 

Eventually, sasama din yan.

Para bad-ass din kaming jiu-jitsu couple.

Thank y'all.