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feel every bite you take go straight to your cheeks. feel your face fat sag. feel it move around your bone structure. feel how thick it is. maybe next time think twice about binge eating.

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Every time someone older than me fits in clothes smaller than mine an angel gets fucking shot in the face

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Some of my fav thinspo ♡

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why do you keep eating it’s sad you deserve to feel light your knees deserve to have less of a burden you deserve to have the body you want

you deserve it.

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Pro's of being skinny

you're in the beauty standard

easier time finding clothes that you like and fit you

baggy clothes look cute on you

thigh gap.

healthier lifestyle

lesser chance on a lot of diseases

less hungry

your partner can pick you up easier

more chances to get a compliment

more ppl will be jealous of your looks

others can compare themselves to you

you won't feel as bad when eating

even if you sweat during summer, it'll be less annoying than when you're fat.

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I think on Father’s Day there should be a duel tradition called No Fathers Day where you take your friends with no dad/terrible dads to go do something someone’s dad would take them to do. Fishing, Colonial Williamsburg, maritime museum, car show, etc. Similar thing with Mother’s Day.

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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does anyonw want to play surgery. with me

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someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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starving is still better than drugs, mom

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do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now

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sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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wishing a pleasent evening to all the fucked losers of the earth, the demons, witches, harlots, vixens, and whores, the transsexuals, dolls, tortured artists, snuffbait, plurals, schizo-shamans, disturbed addicts, chain wielding fiends, girls who get quite "chuuni" with it, stupid boys who dont know theyre a girl yet, oba yozo kins, maids, cult leaders, practitioners of the "suicidal hermit" lifestyle, and really really autistic dudes who play fighting games for 8+ hours a day

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Remember "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" ? I feel like there's been a distancing from the "reduce" and "reuse" part and a favoritism towards "recycle" by corporate American.

Capitalism can still thrive with recycling in the mix. You buy Plastic Thing 1, throw it away after one use, and they take that and recycle it into Plastic Thing 2 and sell it back to you. All while continuing to harm the environment.

Reusing puts a damper on things. They can't sell you Plastic Thing 2 when you're still using Plastic Thing 1. Plastic forks, for example- there is literally no reason why you can't reuse plastic forks more than once (aside from maybe microplastics, but it's too late for that)

Reducing is the one everyone wants to ignore. Just don't buy Plastic Thing 1. You don't need Plastic Thing 1. Pick up a set of metal forks and use those for years. Convenience is killing the planet