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when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

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Shia labeouf

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the new slogan for tumblr.com

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Is it jiggly puff

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Your name is Jameel Bruner good luck with that

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

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Black Kids Anthem

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YOU CAN DANCE YOU CAN JIVE HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE SEE THAT GIRL WATCH THAT SCENE DIG IT THE DANCING QUEEN

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I need to get dressed for the morning but all I have is a tshirt that says "wake me for dick" and two dirty pairs of jeans

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Idea: convert currency to eggs ??????? Profit

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

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EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

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I've been to second base with President Obama

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Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

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