analyticdetective

[analyticdetective]

tik tok memes.

“are you naked? ew.”

“all these stacks give me a boner.”

“hit or miss. i guess she took the kids, huh?”

“they like my diamonds and my pearls, i say thank you i designed it.”

“don’t kill yourself, that’ll ruin the trip, dude.”

“i will fucking DESTROY your bloodline.”

“I’M GOING KILL MYSELF AND IT’S YOUR FAULT.”

“DID YOU TAKE MY JUUL?”

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU’RE A WHORE!”

“bitch, give me attention.”

“you dumb whore.”

“i just took a dna test, turns out i’m 100 percent adopted.”

“maybe you’ve heard of the lgbtq community, well, i am the b! i am a bitch and nobody likes me.”

“damn, son, these bitches want some.”

“bitch, you’re fucking dumb.”

“now i have to go to FUCKING REHAB.”

“you know, i think the rain is actually a lot like communism.”

“i’m auditioning for the part of dumb fucking bitch.”

“to everyone saying i’m going to break up their family by going on a date with their dad... you can’t break what’s already broken.”

“NOBODY LIKES YOU!”

“i’m a piece of shit.”

“come on, pussy, just hit it once.”

“please ma’am, could thou spare but a crumb of pussy?”