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Sweater town

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✨Heyo! Here’s some alts to my profile pic edits!!! I made the lines a lil’ thiccer so it'll make the pics more visible when they’re tiny✨

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Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

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The Haunting of Hill House + parallels that broke me

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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

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social media is like. its so fun its so boring i love being here actually its horrible and i hate it. hey besties i want to overshare but wait i dont know or trust any of you. why am i online this much i dont know what to do with myself when im not online. i want to throw my phone in the ocean i will die if i dont refresh this app again. i need to go off the grid i want to keep up with what everyone is doing. i dont care how people perceive me but i also kind of do

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c l o u d y m o u n t a i n

instagram: purple_aesthetica

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so i was watching teen wolf

can i just

draw your attention to coach’s pen

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do u ever like feel so absurdly reluctant to do things. like it ain’t even procrastination or laziness anymore u just physically and mentally can’t bring yourself to do anything. u really, really just wanna binge watch youtube until your mind numbs completely or lie on the floor and stare into the abyss. and it’s not like u don’t have “motivation” or anything or even that u don’t want to do it, it’s just. u can’t. idk how ppl just. Do Things. get up and go at it. i have to have an entire existential crisis and like, watch a goddamn motivational film or something first before i do the smallest thing. and it’s june for fuck’s sake.

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Headers From Blood and Ash

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so recently I had a horrible PTSD episode where my body attacked itself because of stress and now i need to see my therapist twice a week for the foreseeable but i can’t really afford to. each session is £30 and my paypal is here, if you have anything to spare i would appreciate it immensely 💖

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Eugeniya Dudnikova - Moon Cowboy, 2019

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hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

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a humble request of more blanche content, the neighbor of andrew and neil

I LOVE BLANCHE (here’s where i first wrote about her)

when andrew graduates, he signs with a pro team and moves into a studio apartment in portland

his adjustment period is a little rough, he’s surprisingly homesick for the foxes/neil, and settling in with his new team takes a while

one night he’s coming back from a long practice when he sees the old lady who lives next door trying to carry a big box up the stairs

naturally he offers to help her, and she starts rambling about this cake she just made, and how he should absolutely stay and have some coffee

what is he gonna do? say no??

he learns her name is blanche, and she was recently widowed a few years ago

andrew is intrigued, because her apartment is a) very colorful b) covered in souvenirs and photographs from all over the world and c) currently a foster home for kittens from a local shelter

the box was full of wet food, and he helps feed the 8 kittens she’s currently watching over as she gets their cake and coffee ready

she explains that she started fostering cats as a way to cope with her grief, but it also just makes her happy

they start talking, and andrew prepares himself to listen politely to her life story for maybe 45 minutes tops before excusing himself, but he is ENTHRALLED

(also the cake is amazing)

turns out blanche and her husband eloped when they were barely 20 because her toxic, wealthy family disapproved of her falling in love with a total hippie

they then spent a decade as nomadic photographers, traveling all over the place in search of “good stories” before they decided to settle down and have kids

she also swears like a sailor, taught herself five languages, and enjoys laughing about all her near death experiences

blanche: “name any major social movement from that time and i’d betcha we were there! i can’t tell you how many times my husband and i had to escape on motorcycle from the cops” 

andrew: “wow.” 

andrew, internally: “what the fuck. what the fuck. this 70 something year old is the coolest fucking person i’ve ever met. what the Fuck.” 

after two hours of chatting she makes him take some cake home and also asks if he’d be interested in perhaps adopting a kitten or two

again: what is he gonna do?? say no???

and THAT’S how sir and king come into his life

they start having coffee every week, and andrew is not at all embarrassed by the fact that blanche is now one of his good friends

when he casually mentions this to the other foxes everyone is bewildered but neil? not surprised at all

since he doesn’t like sweets, blanche bakes neil a whole tray of focaccia as a welcome gift when he moves in with andrew

“i am so glad to finally meet you, neil! i’ve heard so much about you from andrew” “good things?” 

andrew: “bad.” 

neil likes blanche enough, but their friendship isn’t fully solidified until they show up in her apartment for coffee one week and he has a bandage on his face from a court brawl

“is that from exy?” “yes” “who hit you?” “the opposing backliner. it’s normal. the sport is really violent.” “hm. well i sure hope you socked him right back” “of...of course” “good! now who wants banana bread?”

blanche reminds neil a little bit of wymack and a little bit of abby, but also a little bit of his mother

he’s never really wanted or thought about having a grandmother before, but now he gets the appeal

he also just finds her dynamic with andrew absolutely hilarious

one time andrew took her to the grocery store in the maserati and they may have gotten a few stares

“there better be a trunk in there somewhere or it’s a shit car, andrew” “there’s a trunk, blanche” “how’d you pay for this thing?” “with cash” “for fuck’s sake, andrew” “it’s fine, blanche”

they then proceeded to argue in every section of the store 

“oh please, six dollars for that tiny thing of ice cream? tell me what you like and i’ll make you some for free” “i get paid in millions of dollars” “then why don’t you spend it on a car with a bigger trunk?” “blanche-”

unbeknownst to them, a fellow shopper sneaks some photos and posts them to twitter

and that’s how blanche gets several hysterical phone calls from her teenaged exy fan grandkids wanting to know why the internet thinks she’s andrew minyard’s grandma

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Juliette Ferrars, Shatter Me.

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