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The Batfam but as my stupidest injuries

Bruce: broke his nose playing blindfolded hide and seek with the kids

Dick: under estimated how close a tree was and cartwheeled directly into it

Jason: dropped a medicine ball weight directly on his head while doing squats and got a concussion

Tim: fell all the way down a staircase while running to see a cat

Damian: cut his face open on a rusty swingset after a trick gone wrong

Duke: badly sprained his ankle, jumping off something on a dare

Cass: fell off scaffolding set piece during a performance

Barbara: burnt her hand making bacon when someone else accidentally hit the pan

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tim is the type of older brother to gaslight damian into thinking certain things are for adults/kids but mixes it up like

damian *pouting but won’t admit it*: why is it that richard and jason get to see this movie yet i cannot? i have seen horrors beyond the comprehension of a grown man, i am an al Ghul, heir to the demon head, the blood son of the dark knight

tim: they knew you wouldn’t like the little kid movie dick is dragging them to, anyways there’s this 17+ movie about a man inviting children into his factory and then slowly killing them off one by one until there is a victor, wanna watch it with me?

damian: …we might as well while the others are occupied…

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duke thomas 😄

& him hanging out with the waynes :)

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listen, i have no idea what’s currently canon in dc comics and i really don’t care to BUT regardless of what continuity we’re in, i think jason todd might be the funniest character of all time. just the biggest hypocrite ever and i’m obsessed. like, so many people have pointed out how crazy it is to be pissed off at tim for replacing him as robin when he literally replaced dick while dick was still alive, but then to go and parade around bludhaven as a murderous nightwing while dick is (again) very much still alive and THEN form a team with dick’s ex girlfriend and best friend??? jason todd is THE definition of “replacement” or what the fuck ever he calls tim and i actually find it so funny. stay crazy girl <3

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While I'm sure bad guys in Gotham have learned over time that the Bats don't kill, that even after bashing your teeth in they'll flag down an ambulance or dump you unceremoniously at the ER, it's still a shaky trust.

One that is easily shaken seeing a child wielding a sword in the dead of night; nobody wants to learn how that is handled nonlethally. Or bad guys just surrendering one late night after running into an alley and Nightwing's standing over their unconscious buddy, holding the gun he wrestled away. They watch Red Hood break into the place they're robbing with a crowbar in hand and just decide they'd rather not chance it. They see a shadow that could be Black Bat and-- you get it.

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Elon Musk bought the company. He has nothing to do with the development. #CosplayEngineer

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this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me

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Big news from Tartarus I'm just so proud of him

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Jason and Tim fighting about something

Jason: Yeah? Well YOU'RE adopted!

Tim more or less about to lose his shit: We're ALL ADOPTED

Damian in the background about to speak up

Tim: You're not a part of this

Damian: >:[

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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Jason: oh so being an anti-hero is sexy and cool when your fuck buddies do it, but god forbid I-your SON-even touch a duffel bag full of heads. Is it the lack of tits B? Is it?

Bruce:

Jason:

Bruce:

Jason: 🤨

Bruce: never say that to me again *melts into darkness*

Dick: *muffled wheezing from medbay bed*

Jason: see how he didn’t answer?

Dick: *actually dead from his broken rib puncturing a lung*

Jason: *pokes dick* *pokes dick* *pokes dick*

Jason: if I had tits this would have never been an issue :/

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

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it's so fucked up that you could just eat a micro sd card