anandasamsara

[anandasamsara]

[anandasamsara]

"Anything is fine as long as it's legal" is not the sex positive position you think it is. Anything can be criminalised. Anything can be decriminalised.

[anandasamsara]

We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon

[anandasamsara]

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

[anandasamsara]

Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

[anandasamsara]

all quiet in a western font

[anandasamsara]

I'm sorry but as an irreligious ex-Christian atheist myself, you are never gonna get me to have any respect for antisemitic irreligious ex-Christian atheists. Like, really, you reject the God and Jesus and talking snake stuff but you keep everything Christianity has ever said about the Tanakh and Talmud?

And you kept the Great Commission and the view of paganism and indigenous religions as "dumb superstitious people worshipping magic rocks" and the general sense of western supremacism, and the idea that anyone with a different worldview from yours is wrong and therefore evil... frankly, it's a miracle you didn't keep the homophobia

[anandasamsara]

saw a post that said "guy (gender neutral)" and my brain immediately went like hmmm what would a gender neutral version of guy/gal be, maybe I can combine the two words and make something silly looking, so I opened up my notes app and wrote down the word "gay" and stared at it for a solid 10 seconds before remembering that's already a word

[anandasamsara]

[anandasamsara]

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

[anandasamsara]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[anandasamsara]

Barbarian Ross

[anandasamsara]

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

[anandasamsara]

[anandasamsara]

Abou the free Lady Gaga show at Copacabana beach here in rio:

There's around 3km of people. You have any idea how many people is 3 fucking kilometers full??

Biggest show we ever had at the beach. Way bigger than even Madonna's show.

[anandasamsara]

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

[anandasamsara]

Advanced Rock Paper Scissors.

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