“Suspiciously Practical”. Cast Iron Pan. Professional Dumb Bitch.
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Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.
A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.
He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.
The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.
Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode
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I hate to be the bad guy but the bell can’t be tolling for all of us
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Is my rp partner sleeping or writing a long reply: a thread
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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave
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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it
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Chilchuck and senshi shenanigans
(in reference to how Chilchuck is actually middle-aged and has adult children)
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i drew a hog based on an ask holly @hollowtones got.... anon and holly... i hope you really enjoy the hog visualizations i have provided today....
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Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!
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