anarchandy
anarchandy
Excuse my while I cry about Magnus Archives
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“Suspiciously Practical”. Cast Iron Pan. Professional Dumb Bitch.
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anarchandy · 3 months ago
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anarchandy · 4 months ago
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anarchandy · 6 months ago
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Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.
A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.
He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.
The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.
Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode
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anarchandy · 9 months ago
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anarchandy · 10 months ago
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anarchandy · 10 months ago
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Royal Pigeon
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anarchandy · 11 months ago
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I hate to be the bad guy but the bell can’t be tolling for all of us
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anarchandy · 11 months ago
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Is my rp partner sleeping or writing a long reply: a thread
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anarchandy · 1 year ago
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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave
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anarchandy · 1 year ago
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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it
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anarchandy · 1 year ago
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Chilcharles Timothy warmups
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anarchandy · 1 year ago
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WE GOT IT
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anarchandy · 1 year ago
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Chilchuck and senshi shenanigans
(in reference to how Chilchuck is actually middle-aged and has adult children)
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anarchandy · 1 year ago
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literally Colin Becher btw
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anarchandy · 1 year ago
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i drew a hog based on an ask holly @hollowtones got.... anon and holly... i hope you really enjoy the hog visualizations i have provided today....
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anarchandy · 1 year ago
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Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!
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anarchandy · 1 year ago
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