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My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

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sometimes you just gotta read something and say “i literally don’t care” aloud and move on

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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Skametbord

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we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

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im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn't escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind

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Therapy is not enough, I need to eat pasta with the person I love on a sunny afternoon in an Italian vineyard.

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“stop romanticizing (bad thing)” sorry that i have a poets soul and can see the hidden beauty in the grotesque

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my five year plan? read a lot of books. visit museums. walk through woods. stand in a river. adopt a little kitty. drink lemonade while sitting in a rocking chair on my porch.

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My guess is that part of the reason why young adults are getting into kids cartoons so much is because it’s, like, guaranteed to not have all the nasty crap producers love shoehorning into adult shows. No rape, no cheating, no sex scenes. It’s just wholesome and you get to watch people be nice to each other. I kinda don’t blame them

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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

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my two favorite types of punctuation are ellipses and exclamation marks brcause of my pensive yet excitable nature

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OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what