anarchobaptist

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lets have a schism in the tumblr ads

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when tr*mp said "we love you God" i was immediately like oh no my pastor is going to have so much to say about this lol. she did, and afterwards joked that she has written like 12 pages of rant last night / this morning before finally editing it back down enough to fit in the actually scheduled scripture and topic of the sermon lmao

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religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

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I thought you liked catholics?

That’s a fetish. Good for roleplay but not earnestly irl. I like their horny art. But ultimately the Catholic Church is an enemy of humanity.

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william blake moses erecting the brazen serpent

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i know the disciples mustve been frothing at the mouth upon hearing the hottest one of their little cult had 5 brand new holes

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in Entirely unrelated news, becoming the kind of person who keeps a guitar at church.

which is hilarious bc we don't even have a contemporary worship service like we primarily do organ/piano/choir/harpsichord lmaooo

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fear i am developing some terrifying new neuroses. someone mentioned i am turning 33 this year, and i had a moment of brief panic because soon i will no longer be in my early thirties, which i consistently refer to as "a very Christ-like age" and it makes me laugh every time. like soon i'll just be older than God lmao

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when the CWM RHONDDA hits just right

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eve liveblogging the fall of man

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always so scary to remember catholics actually believe all of that and it's not just a crazy sex thing

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transsexual! on the chancel

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american radical individualism is honestly the single greatest factor maintaining the existence of traditional protestantism at this point lmao, for better or for worse

Communists 🤝 Presbyterian Minecraft YouTubers

"Our movements are ineffective and in disarray because of American radical individualism!"

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so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

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one day i will get tired of the creep chord progression. but not today

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i don't fuck with organized atheism , individual practitioners can be ok

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attended the quarterly meeting for the Baptist region i affiliate with, of course we spent a good portion of the meeting planning a different potluck event. don't know if it's possible for Baptists to hold a meeting without planning a potluck by the end of it