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ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

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i’d like to think i’m funny 

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why is this so funny

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guy in a band @ his gf: hey I wrote you a song…..kinda nervous

stacy: aww no it’s okay let’s hear it :)

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Boybands will be like "i know a spot" and then take you to the woods to sacrifice you to the devil, only you're not a virgin so now you get to eat them

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grown woman who has had 84356728292 periods: what are these symptoms I’m experiencing

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you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

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Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world

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cannot believe how happy i am to see periods discussed in disney shows

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when the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

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WHEN the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

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patty walters was braver than any US marine for saying that ryan was the best member of panic to brendon’s face

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I Do Not Control the Speed at Which Lobster Die 🦞

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I love Patroclus, I really vibe with the deeply depressing boredom he's found in the afterlife.

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as part of his whole woke anti-logan rebrand i think kendall should come out for clout. i want him to say ‘im interested in becoming bisexual’ to his pr team in the same way he said ‘im interested in becoming a methhead’