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I wasn't joking when I said I accidentally reawakened a decade old hyperfixation
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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag
and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug
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My disciples are lowkey starting to annoy me
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you can tell who is the most patient by how much dust is on their head
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When you’re out with your dad and he just keeps talking to some random guy
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May Sarton, Journal of a Solitude
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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there
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ill kiss u right on the face thank u for seeing and noticing and loving my art!!°°°!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI CUTIE! i miss your stuff so much. WHEN are the keychains coming. WHEN.
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warning signs
(will be a riso print)
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omg!!! omg look!!! i finally finished these and have a working file for making a few others if it goes well!!! also, imagine these as little keychain charms!!! (would u get one??)
i wanna put these on my blog like a fridge art so everyone can see bc i need Attention and no one is giving it to me anymore bc i am functionally social media dead womp womp
#so cute so cute so cute#i absolutely love.#how much have i missed your work?!#i would absolutely get one#nothing i love like pins and keychain charms
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