anatomyofacosme
anatomyofacosme
Occupation: The Dryer Gremlin Who Eats Your Socks
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(We post a lot of random shit, but a lot of cosmere stuff as well.) Whoops now there’s more of us (if you wanna know abt our system feel free to ask)
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anatomyofacosme · 2 hours ago
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Oh, hey, is that the prequel novel?
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anatomyofacosme · 4 hours ago
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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.
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anatomyofacosme · 4 hours ago
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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent
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anatomyofacosme · 4 hours ago
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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anatomyofacosme · 4 hours ago
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When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying
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anatomyofacosme · 5 hours ago
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beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone
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anatomyofacosme · 5 hours ago
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happy to report that gen α is using ‘Elon Musk’ as a derogative as of recent
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anatomyofacosme · 5 hours ago
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Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.
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anatomyofacosme · 5 hours ago
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permission to lib out?
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anatomyofacosme · 6 hours ago
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Ended up trying out some diff brushes :)
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anatomyofacosme · 6 hours ago
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crisp glass of water moodboard
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anatomyofacosme · 6 hours ago
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he's got a weird little frog body
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anatomyofacosme · 6 hours ago
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Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass
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Zelda Reacts Part 9
this has been one of THE most requested outfits (like across every platform this series has been shared on) so I just hope it lives up to expectations!!
Part 8: Soldiers Armour <<<
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anatomyofacosme · 6 hours ago
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You have lived for months as a “pet” to a cruel vampire, and it has been miserable. You’ve nearly resigned to your fate when two new vampires show up to the residence claiming to be from VETH (Vampires for the Ethical Treatment of Humans).
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