anattractivedad
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anattractivedad · 3 years ago
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Getting into an argument with my partner because I said they should eat my body if I die before them in a survival situation and they refuse to entertain the notion. "I'm not saying you should kill me, I'm saying if you outlive me you should eat me," I say. "NO," they respond.
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anattractivedad · 3 years ago
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we’re eating chicken chicken chicken chicken™ chicken at chicken chicken chicken chicken™ near the crossroads of wolfing and fucking in fucking, austria
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anattractivedad · 3 years ago
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my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
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anattractivedad · 3 years ago
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I am so tired of feeling lonely and trapped in my life. I want to restart from scratch and make entirely different decisions. I would have never worked at a place I would get stuck at, and I would never meet all of the people who slowly influenced me to ruin my life and abandon all of the potential I used to have. I hate being alive and I want to kill myself with every fiber of my being, but I know that people depend on me and would miss me. That in itself is part of the source of the misery. I don't want people to miss me, I don't want people to rely on me, im tired of taking care of other people. I do nothing thag I want to do. I am not allowed to pursue my own happiness.
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anattractivedad · 3 years ago
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I don't really use tunblr at this point so I guess I'm just gonna vent a bunch and hope no one who actually knows me reads it :)
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anattractivedad · 4 years ago
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God is a woman
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anattractivedad · 4 years ago
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love her feral energy
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anattractivedad · 4 years ago
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anattractivedad · 4 years ago
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anattractivedad · 4 years ago
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okay you’re everything
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anattractivedad · 4 years ago
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I am perhaps a Reagan Ridley enjoyer
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anattractivedad · 4 years ago
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anattractivedad · 4 years ago
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Can't believe Inside Job straight up killed Jeff Bezos with a kraken and made fun of him. They didnt change his name they didn't change his appearence they just went for it idk how they haven't been sued
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anattractivedad · 4 years ago
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I mean, just look at her 🥺❤️
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anattractivedad · 4 years ago
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anattractivedad · 4 years ago
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reagan my beloved
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anattractivedad · 4 years ago
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80s ep brett is just so special to me <3 <3 <3
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