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So we can all agree that Percy and Annabeth would drop the most insane Dad and Mom lore respectively, right?

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sally: so i’m thinking we go with a low fade—start it like, right around here. *gestures with her hand*

annabeth: i don’t know… i feel like that’s a little too short and structured. what about just a trim on the sides and the top, keep it loose and windblown—kind of effortless, you know?

sally: sure, but what if we blend the sides a bit? like, not a full fade, just enough to keep it looking clean

annabeth: the problem with fades is that they usually need at least some kind of buzzed part, even if it’s just the edge, but i still don’t think that really works

sally: yeah… fair point. we’ll have to be strategic about it…

barber, awkwardly clearing his throat: so… um, what exactly am i doing, sir?

percy, flipping a page in his comic from the salon chair: man, does it look like i have an opinion here?

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When the cute fluff I’ve spent forever searching for suddenly turns into fucking smut

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we all joke about and objectify this man, but do we stop to think how sad his story is? he grew up friendless and ruthlessly bullied for being a literal genius. constantly picked on by his coworkers, and he’s never in on the joke. he’s always being laughed at, never laughed with because no one understands his existentialist humor. he never has plans or places to go on the weekend after work. he goes to work then goes to his lonely home with all his books to keep him company. on occasion, he haunts the chess table at the park or meets with an old professor. no one takes the time to appreciate his weird little quirks. no one took the time to ask him if he was okay after the several traumatic incidents he endured. no one takes care of him because everyone’s too busy leaving. he could be a male model, yet he’s never thought of himself as attractive. when he does find love, he’s brutally stripped of it before he can blink. spencer reid, the lonely genius who learned of love too late and loss too soon.

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me when i get asked why i suddenly dislike a character (i can’t tell them it’s because i read a fanfic where said character made y/n’s life miserable and now i have personal beef with them)

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so starved for content I might go to the real hellsite (wattpad)

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STOP PUTTING OC STORIES WITH "X READER" TAGS BRO WITH ALL DUE RESPECT YOUR STORY DOES NOT BELONG THERE....listen... im sure the story is great... BUT im literally gonna combust if i keep seeing ts. Im trying to feed my delusions and yall arnt helping. Sighhhhhhh

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bitches will be like “this is my comfort show” and its a show where the characters have never felt a day of comfort in their lives (its me im bitches)

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This scene makes me feral…

The watch, the jaw, the wrist flick, the VEST….🤤

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what's your favorite season of criminal minds??

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Me feeling like Bella every night chossing which man I want to read hard smut about.

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When there isn’t 20 new fics for me to read after refreshing the tag (I just finished reading everything and have absolutely no patience)

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going out of your way to search up [insert character] ANGST and all you get is smut

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me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

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