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me working on my CV: is "feeling depressed" a skill?
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Listening to a speaker at a BREADx event can really spark deep conversation and connection at the local level. Seriously, a good BREAD Talk can be so impactful.
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Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.
I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.
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me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés
me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage
me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality
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I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.
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Duolingo keeps up with meme culture [image translation: “je suis un serpent” which translates to “I am a snake”]
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This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.
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Im getting a dog, what breed should it be??
a bagel
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Puppy Facial Expressions :)
Photo shared by 大谷雄二
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me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend
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how much girlfriend cost
actually when you see gf on our menu that means gluten-free sorry for the confusion
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