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empires of dirt are canceled because of woke welcome to my socialist dirt replublic

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if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

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I made this yesterday at like 4 am and I think it turned out really cute so I’m sharing

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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

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actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children

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before coffee....after coffee...

good morning

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the linguistic shift from "avatar" or "icon" to "pfp" is bad actually. bring back the implications of ritual significance. cowards.

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I really do not like seeing america creating hoaxes about iran or north korea or russia potentially nuking them when it is the only country in the world to have dropped the atomic bomb

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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

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please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day

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horf shenanigans for @elodieunderglass

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Happy werewolf Wednesday 🌕

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Guillermo and Nandor are already meeting friendly folks

First night, heading to Tehran!

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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

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saw this in a store today and all I could think was VAMILY 🥺🦇🦇🦇