Text
your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person
41K notes
·
View notes
Text
when u watch a scary movie is it OK to imagine you are the girl getting chased ?
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
POV you are salmon
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
person with 6 comorbid mental disorders: I'd be the strongest person on the planet if not for these 5 comorbid mental disorders
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
tumblr is like a pseudo afterlife because everyone on here was supposed to kill themselves a long time ago
26K notes
·
View notes
Text
notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
Don’t give up guys. The birds will sing tomorrow morning too
926 notes
·
View notes