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I drink the Bumbu rum the bumbu rum the bumbu rum, i drink the rumbu bumb the rumbu bum the rumbu bum. Now I'm drunk on the bumbu rum the rumbu bum the bumbu rum.

I drank the bumbu rum! I drank the bumbu rum! I draaank the buuumbuu ruuuuum!!!!
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Pausing to briefly reflect on their immense good fortune between long sessions of nude sunbathing and plucking perfectly ripe tropical fruit from the rare vegetation surrounding them, the world’s cartographers reportedly continued living their secret lives of luxury this week on the idyllic, never-disclosed eighth continent they call home. “Ah, yes—this is the life,” said topographical researcher Garrett Farthing, chuckling to himself as he delicately put the finishing touches on yet another map showing their current location to be an empty stretch of the Pacific Ocean while being fed grapes by a trained monkey from an ultra-docile species found only on their lush, temperate, 3.5-million-square-mile landmass.
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The sun was out when I got dressed. It is not now🙄


All true vintage except the shoes.

Ah well, dressed for the weather I want, not the weather I have.
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If anyone is wondering. . . 2025 Madrid kicks 1991 Madrid's ASS ♥️♥️♥️👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
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pfhzftststhnfkf bhahahaaaaahahaha

oh my god
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i’m sitting in falling darkness on the back lawn and just now a group of four teenage girls walked past me unawares, cheerfully swapping advice on the disposal of dead bodies
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Law enforcement officials confirmed Friday that four more copy editors were killed this week amid ongoing violence between two rival gangs divided by their loyalties to the The Associated Press Stylebook and The Chicago Manual Of Style. “At this time we have reason to believe the killings were gang-related and carried out by adherents of both the AP and Chicago styles, part of a vicious, bloody feud to establish control over the grammar and usage guidelines governing American English,” said FBI spokesman Paul Holstein, showing reporters graffiti tags in which the word “anti-social” had been corrected to read “antisocial.”
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every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me
just give me the top result please
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“To be ignorant of what occurred before you were born is to remain always a child.
For what is the worth of human life, unless it is woven into the life of our ancestors by the records of history?”
— Cicero
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Nothing drives this society more crazy than a woman who doesn't hate herself
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