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Ian: Doctor I really must protest, this plan is far too reckless for a man of your age

One: oh nonsense my dear boy, nonsense, I'll have you know I'm a spry 420

Ian: ....420?

Susan: haha blaze it grandfather

One: hee hee hoo hoo blaze it indeed, very droll Susan

Ian: .........excuse me??

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In recent years of Dr who the doctor generally doesn't use physical violence due to his moral scruples but in 60s who the doctor generally didn't use physical violence bcos he was delegating it to whichever handsome 21 year old boy he was toting around

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In recent years of Dr who the doctor generally doesn't use physical violence due to his moral scruples but in 60s who the doctor generally didn't use physical violence bcos he was delegating it to whichever handsome 21 year old boy he was toting around

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studies reveal 99% of classic doctor who fans quit theorizing some random woman is the rani just as theyre about to be proven right

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I cannot believe the doctor who fandom has spent the last twenty full years clowning that Susan and the Rani are going to come back and then they both turn up IN THE SAME EPISODE

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I know I've talked about this before, but I love the idea of the doctor and the master regenerating together in mysterious circumstances, and having the audience be kept in the dark about which one's which for an episode or three

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THEY SAY SHES SHOULD BEVER USE NOBLE-TEMPLE BECAUSE IT SOUNDS WEIRD

SO

TEMPLE-NOBLE

TEMPLE FROM THE LATIN ROOT TEMP MEANING TIME

NOBLE MEANING A PERSON BORN INTO HIGH SOCIAL OR POLITICAL RANK, INCLUDING NOBLEMAN WHO ARE SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS LORDS

TEMPLE-NOBLE

TIME-LORD

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The Master’s Bullshit: A Summary

Immediate instinct upon getting his ‘enemy’ captured is to give away his entire plan and then let said ‘enemy’ escape 2.8 seconds later.

Teams up with every species he possibly can, even ones that he knows want to kill him

On that note, he has a tendency to be like “Oh *insert thing here* won’t hurt me, I created/helped it!” and you skip forward 2 episodes and it’s killing him.

Thinks using words that directly translate to “Master” as aliases is somehow a good idea

Thought that putting on glasses was a disguise. Seriously. In ‘The Daemons’, the only thing he changed other than his outfit was the glasses. Why the glasses? They add nothing!! What are you doing you dumb fu-

Summoned a demon by screaming “Mary Had a Little Lamb” backwards (seriously)

Summoned a (kinda) God and tried to control it while everyone screamed at him that he couldn’t control it, then was surprised when he couldn’t control it.

Murdered a bunch of cybermen via The Deadly Checkerboard of Rassilon™, then proceeded to play hopscotch on it.

First action upon accidentally killing The Doctor was to create a place for him to heal, but mwahahaha it’s actually just a plan to kill him of course no I didn’t build this to help why would I do that of course not here darling would you like some tea-

Has had multiple chances to kill The Doctor, always ends up dramatically deciding to let him live “a little longer” (seriously, no joke. His first episode he could’ve killed The Doctor easily. We’re still here to this day because this idiot can’t kill his BFF.)

Cannot be caught dead not wearing either a suit or an all-black outfit, unless he’s disguised, in which case he wears the stupidest outfits he can possibly find on the planet Earth (or elsewhere).

Danced to Rogue Traders and Scissor Sisters while a planet got destroyed (by his creations)

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if classic doctors had iphones... (template)

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fuck it. throw david tennant in as the master next. "hey i stole your face. you really liked this one, right? you keep using it." he'd have fun.

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I would be the worst companion for the Doctor. He’d be like “all of time and space” and I’d go “dinosaurs. Straight up. Show me the dinos. Walk me though each time period. I want to see the herds. I want to know what colors they were. I want to HEAR them. Just pick me up and drop me off so I can draw them and memorize everything I can.” Like I’d be so boring to him but I’d THRIVE

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Modern Doctor Who: The Doctor is responsible for the destruction of Pompeii. He stews in dramatic broody angst while Donna sobs and begs him to save the citizens as they die horrific deaths amid the fire and ash.

Classic Doctor Who: The Doctor is responsible for the burning of Rome. He and Vicki watch the flames from a distance, giggling in schoolgirlish delight.

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100% unbiased poll

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fuck you *unkills your gallifrey*

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Everyone hold hands and start praying that 14 uses more than just he/him pronouns.