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there are so many words to use in place of “penis” in regards to smut. there’s dick. or shaft. we got cock. member. organ. length. hell, even manhood! all are acceptable replacements.

but what do we have for the testicles? nuts? no thank you. ballsac or, lord forbid, just sac? i’d literally rather be tarred and feathered. using their government name and just calling them testicles? take me out back and gimme the ol’ yeller treatment.

how has the english language evolved so much yet we have no acceptable word for testicles in a sexy context? how can we claim we’ve advanced as a society when the best word for describing when two characters are fucking nasty and the noble and mighty testes are swaying about is balls?

BALLS

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Small shaggy horses adapted to harshly cold climates are so woefully neglected in historical/fantasy media

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Tailgate fo' today

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been rewatching like the whole show lol

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knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.

and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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Why am I posting this?

Because I know I have a lot of young people following me, and because over the past few years, I've seen a shocking amount of anti-gay rhetoric in MY comment section. Of my Steven Universe fancomic. An extremely lgbtq-friendly show.

So what gives? My best guess is, I have a very wide following, and a lot of these readers are pretty socially insulated in conservative spaces that don't allow them to explore the concepts of the other side of the argument.

I'm not about to judge children on the environment they were raised in... but I'm also here. I'm a part of the environment. And I'd like to offer some perspectives.

If you don't agree with how I present things - great! Make your own post.

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This made me think of Machete being flattened from cuddling or just generally being a dog that looks like he was squished by a boulder like a cartoon

Also I am constantly in tears over Vasco and Machete

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Vivipary in Tomatoes

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Did you know that tomato seeds can start sprouting from inside the fruit?? This happens when a tomato is overripe and has run out of the hormone that keeps seeds dormant (this phenomenon is called vivipary)

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When you reckon it’s mathematically feasible but it turns out to be morally questionable.

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together they form one (1) brain cell

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I really wanted to do a comic about Obsidian and try to make a comic with little to no dialogue in it so this was an attempt to do that.

Obviously the outcome of this comic directly contradicts canon so let’s just say this is an AU lol

For my other Steven Universe comics, you can check out my #su comic tag ^^

Steven Universe © Rebecca Sugar

Art © @wicked-ghoul

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LOVE machete's prey animal ass eyes he looks like hes terrified a hwak us going to carry him off

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✦ Freshly ordained ✦